bundy

As most of you know, I'm currently in Jersey tending to my poorly mum and may be here for some time. Since broadband is alien technology here on this particular rock and since I can only use the internet in short bursts when no one else is on the phoneline, I keep missing out on all the excitement on the old forum. This makes me sad. I need some normality in my life and BExpats provides it (which is odd, considering none of us seem very normal!).

So I'm advertising the position of research assistant. Someone who will scan the boards and give me daily updates of any of the exciting news, especially that relating to the regulars on here. I wouldn't want to miss someone's visa arrival or moving date or banning or tales from Oz etc etc.

Any takers?

Perputually bewildered Bundy

WBB

hi bundster, i would like to apply or the above mentioned position and will try not to get "banned" again so that i can get all the important news to you as it happens.

i have no formal qualifications in this area but i'm sure i can make up for that with my wit and charisma.

my only downfall is that i will provide biased reports as i am not fan of "some" posters on the site and may neglect to mention them in my report or better still i may give them a good slagging off.

i am available for interview at your convenience.

Bix

Bundy,
I would like to vouch for and issue a good reference for WBB.
He is most articulate and precise and would give you very concise reports.
But I better not else some people will think I am sucking up to my Celtic bro

Pollster

Can I apply? - but would like to make it clear that I am going away on Wednesday and may need some considerable time off.

If you use this information to deny me the post I will attempt to sue you under the discrimiation act or something.

Bix

Typical.
Wants time off before even starting.

WBB

she cant employ you.....your a woman and will go off on tangents about hair and nails etc, this is a position for a man who will cut through the crap and tell it like it is.

Pollster

God you can tell you don't know me in real life WBB - hair and nails!! lol

(although I have to admit to just spending 115 quid on a haircut and colour - but it looks brill!! But no naily things - ugh)

The only tangents I might go into are the right mix of voddy and coke and how difficut it is to achieve it without sampling lots and who would I most like to take to bed out of Brad or Becks.

WBB

i can tell your a woman, you should never pollute vodka with coke.

and paying over £100 for a haircut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:scared:

Bix

We have cast our eyes upon thy beauty in the names to faces thread.
They should be paying you 115 quid for the privilege of touching your flowing locks o wonderous female specimen

WBB

i think it would cost a great deal more to tend to your flowing locks.

jeannie

Thats $225.00... !!!Whoa!!! exspensive place to live....

jeannie

Should have said bet it looks FAB..........

Jack The Lad

Are you mad

Do you know what I do for a living?

loose

are you a vodka drinking hairdresser?

Do you drive one of those girlie convertible peuguots??

WBB

go on then, tell us.



(if your a rent boy i will disown you)