Bugger bugger
Mar 26th 2005, 8:40 am
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Bugger bugger
I'm in bed crook convalescing after a fever I copped at work on Thurs night. I cannot believe I have been ill for more than 12 hours, but I'm an old married bastard now so maybe I'm out of tune. And, I've haven't done any trg - my brother arrives Tuesday - the bastard - and I don't want all the women to think he is fitter than me grrr....I have 48 hours to get fit and gain a few pounds!!!!!
I'm on my own, Chief of Staff has gone to posh wedding at Royal Yacht club- see we have old money (the best sort lol), sophistication, and class (just like in Pommyland) over here too, its not just new money and McMansions on water-filled holed estates and hoons...
anyhow it's just me, the Cat and the laptop.
Just now I heard a loud distinct radio/tv snippet from outside the room in the house. Bugger, I thought, I'll have to evict the cat and go and turn off whichever is on (although we do not have a radio)......
hang on...there is nothing on in the house. Now I am getting the shakes!!!
I could do what I did until quite recently - hide under the covers but that will only make my hysteria increase as I peep out from time to time and I will get bloody hot. Remember that feeling? :-) Or I can wait for the poltergeist to swan down the corridor our bedroom looks out on to....I've turned on all the lights ...and I'm all pschyed up...if I see anything funny I'm going to bayonet charge the bastard...lol
no I am not delirious, I am feeling pretty tip top right now...
Badge
I'm on my own, Chief of Staff has gone to posh wedding at Royal Yacht club- see we have old money (the best sort lol), sophistication, and class (just like in Pommyland) over here too, its not just new money and McMansions on water-filled holed estates and hoons...
anyhow it's just me, the Cat and the laptop.
Just now I heard a loud distinct radio/tv snippet from outside the room in the house. Bugger, I thought, I'll have to evict the cat and go and turn off whichever is on (although we do not have a radio)......
hang on...there is nothing on in the house. Now I am getting the shakes!!!
I could do what I did until quite recently - hide under the covers but that will only make my hysteria increase as I peep out from time to time and I will get bloody hot. Remember that feeling? :-) Or I can wait for the poltergeist to swan down the corridor our bedroom looks out on to....I've turned on all the lights ...and I'm all pschyed up...if I see anything funny I'm going to bayonet charge the bastard...lol
no I am not delirious, I am feeling pretty tip top right now...
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Mar 26th 2005, 8:45 am
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Re: Bugger bugger
Originally Posted by Badge
I'm in bed crook convalescing after a fever I copped at work on Thurs night. I cannot believe I have been ill for more than 12 hours, but I'm an old married bastard now so maybe I'm out of tune. And, I've haven't done any trg - my brother arrives Tuesday - the bastard - and I don't want all the women to think he is fitter than me grrr....I have 48 hours to get fit and gain a few pounds!!!!!
I'm on my own, Chief of Staff has gone to posh wedding at Royal Yacht club- see we have old money (the best sort lol), sophistication, and class (just like in Pommyland) over here too, its not just new money and McMansions on water-filled holed estates and hoons...
anyhow it's just me, the Cat and the laptop.
Just now I heard a loud distinct radio/tv snippet from outside the room in the house. Bugger, I thought, I'll have to evict the cat and go and turn off whichever is on (although we do not have a radio)......
hang on...there is nothing on in the house. Now I am getting the shakes!!!
I could do what I did until quite recently - hide under the covers but that will only make my hysteria increase as I peep out from time to time and I will get bloody hot. Remember that feeling? :-) Or I can wait for the poltergeist to swan down the corridor our bedroom looks out on to....I've turned on all the lights ...and I'm all pschyed up...if I see anything funny I'm going to bayonet charge the bastard...lol
no I am not delirious, I am feeling pretty tip top right now...
Badge
I'm on my own, Chief of Staff has gone to posh wedding at Royal Yacht club- see we have old money (the best sort lol), sophistication, and class (just like in Pommyland) over here too, its not just new money and McMansions on water-filled holed estates and hoons...
anyhow it's just me, the Cat and the laptop.
Just now I heard a loud distinct radio/tv snippet from outside the room in the house. Bugger, I thought, I'll have to evict the cat and go and turn off whichever is on (although we do not have a radio)......
hang on...there is nothing on in the house. Now I am getting the shakes!!!
I could do what I did until quite recently - hide under the covers but that will only make my hysteria increase as I peep out from time to time and I will get bloody hot. Remember that feeling? :-) Or I can wait for the poltergeist to swan down the corridor our bedroom looks out on to....I've turned on all the lights ...and I'm all pschyed up...if I see anything funny I'm going to bayonet charge the bastard...lol
no I am not delirious, I am feeling pretty tip top right now...
Badge
Mar 26th 2005, 8:46 am
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Re: Bugger bugger
I think you need to take something very strong, unless thats the problem you have already 
Mar 26th 2005, 8:48 am
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Re: Bugger bugger
Originally Posted by jwinch
I think you need to take something very strong, unless thats the problem you have already
lol
unless......it was some bloody pop up window opening up with a bit of sound.....
(everyone nods understandingly)
Badge
Mar 26th 2005, 9:03 am
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Re: Bugger bugger
The Chief of Staff (she loves it when I call her this - she thinks she is in charge : what she doesn't realise is that I am the Commanding Officer and therefore ultimately out rank her. Also the Chief of Staff is responsible for the day to day running of things which saves me from doing them and leaves me unencumbered to formulate the overall stragetic direction....)
has just called me from the wedding to tell me she is going down as well, so is staying at a mate's house as she doesn't want to drive.
Note to file: make contingency plan for possibility of us both being crook with kids, in semi-rural Melbourne with no transport...impromptu quick plan is we call in our CFA mates to help..job done.
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has just called me from the wedding to tell me she is going down as well, so is staying at a mate's house as she doesn't want to drive.
Note to file: make contingency plan for possibility of us both being crook with kids, in semi-rural Melbourne with no transport...impromptu quick plan is we call in our CFA mates to help..job done.
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Last edited by Badge; Mar 26th 2005 at 9:07 am.
Mar 26th 2005, 9:41 am
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Re: Bugger bugger
Originally Posted by Badge
I'm in bed crook convalescing after a fever I copped at work on Thurs night. I cannot believe I have been ill for more than 12 hours, but I'm an old married bastard now so maybe I'm out of tune. And, I've haven't done any trg - my brother arrives Tuesday - the bastard - and I don't want all the women to think he is fitter than me grrr....I have 48 hours to get fit and gain a few pounds!!!!!
I'm on my own, Chief of Staff has gone to posh wedding at Royal Yacht club- see we have old money (the best sort lol), sophistication, and class (just like in Pommyland) over here too, its not just new money and McMansions on water-filled holed estates and hoons...
anyhow it's just me, the Cat and the laptop.
Just now I heard a loud distinct radio/tv snippet from outside the room in the house. Bugger, I thought, I'll have to evict the cat and go and turn off whichever is on (although we do not have a radio)......
hang on...there is nothing on in the house. Now I am getting the shakes!!!
I could do what I did until quite recently - hide under the covers but that will only make my hysteria increase as I peep out from time to time and I will get bloody hot. Remember that feeling? :-) Or I can wait for the poltergeist to swan down the corridor our bedroom looks out on to....I've turned on all the lights ...and I'm all pschyed up...if I see anything funny I'm going to bayonet charge the bastard...lol
no I am not delirious, I am feeling pretty tip top right now...
Badge
I'm on my own, Chief of Staff has gone to posh wedding at Royal Yacht club- see we have old money (the best sort lol), sophistication, and class (just like in Pommyland) over here too, its not just new money and McMansions on water-filled holed estates and hoons...
anyhow it's just me, the Cat and the laptop.
Just now I heard a loud distinct radio/tv snippet from outside the room in the house. Bugger, I thought, I'll have to evict the cat and go and turn off whichever is on (although we do not have a radio)......
hang on...there is nothing on in the house. Now I am getting the shakes!!!
I could do what I did until quite recently - hide under the covers but that will only make my hysteria increase as I peep out from time to time and I will get bloody hot. Remember that feeling? :-) Or I can wait for the poltergeist to swan down the corridor our bedroom looks out on to....I've turned on all the lights ...and I'm all pschyed up...if I see anything funny I'm going to bayonet charge the bastard...lol
no I am not delirious, I am feeling pretty tip top right now...
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Mar 26th 2005, 9:46 am
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Re: Bugger bugger
Originally Posted by kiwichild
"The Perth Royal Yacht Club". Oh yes I had forgot about them: full of wannabe blueblood aristocrats PMSL
LOL
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