floweroscotland

soapy said he has had a few replies and cheers

hey brido, funnily enough I was at the driving range today and the guy told me to move over a few places as the other ones are kept for regulars only low and behold who turned up???????????????? yip, the soapster and just slotted into the recently vacated SPACES

Looking at the last post if you lot play like yee spell think we only need one bag betwens us all

bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andicee

So what is the dress code? I was planning on wearing my new Arsenal kit, and yes it has a collar! Are golf shoes mandatory and do I need to dig out my plus fours? Do you have any idea how many Stellas you can hide in a good quality set of plus fours?

Andy

soapy©

just a wee warning for some of ya.
if you are planning on going to the Helensvale driving range you will notice that the yard markings are off. after brido had single handedly tried to move the whole range with a few swings. it was so bad he had to drive off with a 9 iron in the end just to get over the mound of dirt in front of him

oh and jim, they spaces being held at the range you were taking about are because bridos arse takes up two tees.

and just a quick question, does anyone know a doctor? because im sure poor tony is going to need one for his back after carrying brido around for 18

dont bother to reply big yin i wont see it

See you all tomorrow guys

Go Gold Coast !!!!!!!

soapy©

im sure it needs to be a shirt andy. i am wearing trainers so you dont need shoes. bring you plus fours if you kike. brido is bringing his plus eights

brido

Listen ya botton, your postie delivers your mail to that range your there that often.God help you if you finish last,you'll spit the dummy out further than you can drive.

Theres one hell of an amount of practice going in for a non golfer

Pollyana

Didn't know people were brave enough to wear those Arsenal kits in public....remind me not too laugh too loud when I see it

soapy©

even the golfers are gonna find it hard to drive past the pile of dirt you will have left on the tee.

well if i do spit the dummy it wont get past it either

dont you talk about anyone being a non golfer
all us non golfers buy a set of brand new clubs before leaving scotland and dragged them all the way oot here because we cannae play golf??? aye right,
your havin' a laugh ya numpty

smell the glove!!!!!

soapy©

just shut your eyes polly. thats what andy does when hes playing golf

moneypenny20

Arsenal kit with plus fours in QLD. I will need a picture people

soapy©

dont worry about it Pen im on the job

soapy©

just phoned the guy at the golf and he told me that you Brisbane ladies 16 cant wear your high heels


Moan The Gold Coast

PAP01

That must mean you Gold Coast Guys have got to leave your floral dresses at home.

soapy©

thats not patter PAP. you cant just repeat the same thing as me but change a few words. you better get the wife to anser for you cos your patter pish. hope your golf is better

Scotschick

Hey Dudes,

Your talking aboot high heels and floral dressesif you pussy's can't get a drive past the ladies tee's i'm walking in and your getting me pished


Haggis

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Well what do you know i'm posting as a woman:curse:see this log-in it does me heed in at times anyhoo.


COME ON THE BRISSY BOYS.


Haggis