Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Dec 4th 2007, 2:15 pm
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
for a lot less than what he paid for them
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Dec 4th 2007, 2:15 pm
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
oh i thought of a new name for the brissie side..............
girls aloud
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Dec 5th 2007, 2:44 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Thats the worst insult ever Soapy,I'd let that lot walk over me any day!!!,your losing your touch(if you ever had it) 
Dec 5th 2007, 2:48 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
PMSL at the amount of new sets being bought for this 'friendly' 
I'll be there with my cheap set and remember,its not the club,its how you use it that counts.
Soapy im concerned about the lunch choices,wheres the carton of Extra Dry and 2 bags of crisps option!
I'll be there with my cheap set and remember,its not the club,its how you use it that counts.
Soapy im concerned about the lunch choices,wheres the carton of Extra Dry and 2 bags of crisps option!
Dec 5th 2007, 7:48 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. She replies "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb... Tidy yerself up a bit."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb... Tidy yerself up a bit."
Dec 5th 2007, 8:00 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Gday Gowfers,
Its four days till battle commences
Has anyone set a time for us to be there?Mrs Wudds is dropping me off at 8.30am.I'm a wee bit pissed off about the collar rule as i was to be wearing my Tiger red golf shirt so i'll have to settle on the sky blue number
Haggis
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE..........
Its four days till battle commences
Has anyone set a time for us to be there?Mrs Wudds is dropping me off at 8.30am.I'm a wee bit pissed off about the collar rule as i was to be wearing my Tiger red golf shirt so i'll have to settle on the sky blue numberHaggis
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE..........
Dec 5th 2007, 8:24 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Dec 5th 2007, 8:26 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. She replies "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb... Tidy yerself up a bit."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb... Tidy yerself up a bit."
Dec 5th 2007, 8:27 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Gday Gowfers,
Its four days till battle commencesHas anyone set a time for us to be there?Mrs Wudds is dropping me off at 8.30am.I'm a wee bit pissed off about the collar rule as i was to be wearing my Tiger red golf shirt so i'll have to settle on the sky blue number
Haggis
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE..........
Its four days till battle commences
Has anyone set a time for us to be there?Mrs Wudds is dropping me off at 8.30am.I'm a wee bit pissed off about the collar rule as i was to be wearing my Tiger red golf shirt so i'll have to settle on the sky blue numberHaggis
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE..........
it would be best if everyone was there for nine. we need to collect the money and other pish has to be sorted
Dec 5th 2007, 8:28 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
oh aye and the only thing that will ne rumbling is your arse when you shite yourself 
Dec 5th 2007, 10:01 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
'On the tee' - Tox ... FORE...
I've just been added to the Brisvegas team as a wild card vagrant - Cheers Soapy... Im orf to Kmart tomorrow to buy a couple of boxes of golf balls.
I've just been added to the Brisvegas team as a wild card vagrant - Cheers Soapy... Im orf to Kmart tomorrow to buy a couple of boxes of golf balls.
Dec 5th 2007, 10:35 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
Gday Gowfers,
Its four days till battle commencesHas anyone set a time for us to be there?Mrs Wudds is dropping me off at 8.30am.I'm a wee bit pissed off about the collar rule as i was to be wearing my Tiger red golf shirt so i'll have to settle on the sky blue number
Haggis
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE..........
Its four days till battle commences
Has anyone set a time for us to be there?Mrs Wudds is dropping me off at 8.30am.I'm a wee bit pissed off about the collar rule as i was to be wearing my Tiger red golf shirt so i'll have to settle on the sky blue numberHaggis
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE..........
Doesn't have to match
Dec 5th 2007, 10:37 am
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Dec 5th 2007, 10:57 am
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Re: Brisbane V Gold Coast Golf day?
what i want to know who has pulled out?over to you Soapy
Dec 5th 2007, 11:00 am
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