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Old Jul 24th 2004, 9:04 pm
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there are 3 people in a lift.
an intelligent man.
an intelligent woman.
and father christmas.
on the floor is a £50 note.
who picks it up.
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Old Jul 24th 2004, 9:06 pm
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there are 3 people in a lift.
an intelligent man.
an intelligent woman.
and father christmas.
on the floor is a £50 note.
who picks it up.
answer later
I do cos they are in the lift ?
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Old Jul 24th 2004, 9:07 pm
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the woman 'cos she has shoes to buy.
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Old Jul 24th 2004, 9:10 pm
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Father christmas.

Obviously needs the money to repair his sleigh, everyone knows he lands on the roof and comes down the chimney :lecture:

He's got the best job in the world because he knows where all the really NAUGHTY girls live

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Old Jul 24th 2004, 9:27 pm
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Well (before anyone else answers this and says otherwise!!!) It has to be the intelligent woman because there's no such thing as Father Christmas (although I will tell my child otherwise!) or an intelligent man! Don't want to offend anyone but I've seen so many jokes like this that I thought I'd get in first on behalf of women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How dare you madam
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Originally posted by Paul&Ann-Marie

He's got the best job in the world because he knows where all the really NAUGHTY girls live

Paul
PMSL.... i like that.
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Old Jul 24th 2004, 10:10 pm
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Default susan nearly gets it right

well done susan,but the answer is supposed to be
the man gets it cos the other 2 do not exist
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