ROBnCAZ

An Australian, over here for the cricket, is offered a 'good time' by a delectable young lady outside Old Trafford. When they get to her flat, he asks if he can re-arrange the furniture, to which she reluctantly agrees.
Systematically, he removes every item of furniture from the room.
"Well Aussie", she says, "I've never done it like this before!"
"Well Sheila, I've never actually had a woman before", he says, "but if its anything like a Kangaroo, we'll need plenty of room!"

Last one, I promise