British Expats - bludgers delight

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Its 1 year almost to the day that john lamont (scossie) fell off the ladder and broke his back, so what we want is some song titles that go with falling off a ladder and breaking yer back, i will start with bludgers delight (rappers delight 1970s tune there mates) down 2 rungs of the ladder is back breaker by acdc, up 2 places dont leave me this way, by the communards, and down from the top pop pickers is breakthru by queen, and its a revival from the who straight in at no 11 with wont fall off again closely followed by wait for it yes pop pickers python lee jackson with in a broken back, eric clapton is still down chart chums with bad back, and not holding steady music mates is joe walsh with rocky ladder way, not looking good at the top for Yes, with owner of a dodgey ladder, and falling from the top spot is dire straits with falling by the pool, but wait climbing up the charts is something happened on the way to the roof,and its last in the charts great mates but not least we with breakfast in hospital.
So come on expat pop pickers pop a song for john, who has made a full recovery (sounds RAC car insurance ) would you like full recovery sir