Blonde
Nov 18th 2005, 12:53 pm
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Blonde
A train hits a busload of Blonde Schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Joanne have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and a girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies.."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!"
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They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Joanne have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and a girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies.."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!"
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Nov 18th 2005, 1:05 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Bix
A train hits a busload of Blonde Schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Joanne have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and a girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies.."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!"
:scared:
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Joanne have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and a girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies.."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!"
:scared:
Nov 18th 2005, 1:07 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Bix
A train hits a busload of Blonde Schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Joanne have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and a girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies.."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!"
:scared:
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Joanne have you ever had any contact with a man's thing?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and a girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies.."If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her arse in it!!"
:scared:
Nov 18th 2005, 1:10 pm
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Re: Blonde
Sorry, I didn't realise you were so experienced in the subject matter
Nov 18th 2005, 1:11 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Bix
Sorry, I didn't realise you were so experienced in the subject matter
i went to a convent you silly billy course i am!!!
Nov 18th 2005, 1:18 pm
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Re: Blonde
WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a s **t anyway so you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards. 
Nov 18th 2005, 1:19 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Bix
WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a s **t anyway so you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards.
i can always tell when youre home alone mate
Nov 18th 2005, 1:19 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Bix
WOMEN: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a s **t anyway so you could use the saved energy to hoover the house afterwards.
we dont fake em mate we're simply thinking about somebody else
Nov 18th 2005, 1:20 pm
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Re: Blonde
She's asleep
Nov 18th 2005, 1:21 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Bix
She's asleep
wish i had your phone number!!!!!
Nov 18th 2005, 1:21 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Rooksie
we dont fake em mate we're simply thinking about somebody else
We don't have time for that
Nov 18th 2005, 1:22 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Bix
That's the trouble with you womin....always thinking.
We don't have time for that
We don't have time for that
Nov 18th 2005, 1:27 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Rooksie
we dont fake em mate we're simply thinking about somebody else
Nov 18th 2005, 1:36 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by possoms
or chocolate
Nov 18th 2005, 1:43 pm
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Re: Blonde
Originally Posted by Bix
Or Home & Away
is that what you think about :scared:
