In The Beginning - Downunder
Oct 22nd 2005, 8:02 am
#1
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,337
In The Beginning - Downunder
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA
>In The Beginning - Downunder
>
>In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
>matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going
>prawning,
>sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second
>Day,
>God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw
>that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day
>God
>created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for
>beer
>and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day
>
>God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns
>for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day
>God
>created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and
>eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day
>God
>saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy,
>surf,
>drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates,
>and
>God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh
>Day
>God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening
>
>beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of
>
>grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well
>almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed
>a
>rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash,
>and
>cook and clean the BBQ.
>
>
>God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody
>Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
>In The Beginning - Downunder
>
>In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
>matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going
>prawning,
>sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second
>Day,
>God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw
>that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day
>God
>created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for
>beer
>and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day
>
>God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns
>for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day
>God
>created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and
>eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day
>God
>saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy,
>surf,
>drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates,
>and
>God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh
>Day
>God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening
>
>beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of
>
>grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well
>almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed
>a
>rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash,
>and
>cook and clean the BBQ.
>
>
>God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody
>Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
Oct 22nd 2005, 8:07 am
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Location: Brisbane
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Re: In The Beginning - Downunder
Originally Posted by Perthforme
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA
>In The Beginning - Downunder
>
>In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
>matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going
>prawning,
>sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second
>Day,
>God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw
>that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day
>God
>created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for
>beer
>and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day
>
>God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns
>for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day
>God
>created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and
>eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day
>God
>saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy,
>surf,
>drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates,
>and
>God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh
>Day
>God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening
>
>beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of
>
>grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well
>almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed
>a
>rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash,
>and
>cook and clean the BBQ.
>
>
>God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody
>Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
>In The Beginning - Downunder
>
>In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
>matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going
>prawning,
>sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second
>Day,
>God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw
>that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day
>God
>created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for
>beer
>and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day
>
>God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns
>for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day
>God
>created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and
>eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day
>God
>saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy,
>surf,
>drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates,
>and
>God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh
>Day
>God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening
>
>beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of
>
>grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well
>almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed
>a
>rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash,
>and
>cook and clean the BBQ.
>
>
>God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody
>Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
Sound like my kinda place, roll on July 2006!
Oct 22nd 2005, 8:46 am
#3
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Re: In The Beginning - Downunder
Is'nt that ever so slightly sexist????? 
jacqui
jacqui
Oct 22nd 2005, 2:21 pm
#4
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Joined: Feb 2005
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Re: In The Beginning - Downunder
Originally Posted by s/nurse
Is'nt that ever so slightly sexist?????
jacqui
jacqui
Oct 22nd 2005, 5:13 pm
#5
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Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 6,241
Re: In The Beginning - Downunder
Originally Posted by s/nurse
Is'nt that ever so slightly sexist?????
jacqui
jacqui
Yeah, but I do all that here - at least in Oz the sun would be shining - and he'll be doing all the cooking on the BBQ
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:03 pm
#6
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Joined: Jul 2005
Location: Mountain Creek, Sunshine Coast, QLD
Posts: 68
Re: In The Beginning - Downunder
Originally Posted by Perthforme
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA
>In The Beginning - Downunder
>
>In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
>matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going
>prawning,
>sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second
>Day,
>God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw
>that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day
>God
>created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for
>beer
>and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day
>
>God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns
>for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day
>God
>created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and
>eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day
>God
>saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy,
>surf,
>drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates,
>and
>God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh
>Day
>God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening
>
>beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of
>
>grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well
>almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed
>a
>rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash,
>and
>cook and clean the BBQ.
>
>
>God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody
>Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
>In The Beginning - Downunder
>
>In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
>matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going
>prawning,
>sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the Second
>Day,
>God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw
>that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the Third Day
>God
>created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for
>beer
>and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the Fourth Day
>
>God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns
>for BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the Fifth day
>God
>created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and
>eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the Sixth Day
>God
>saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy,
>surf,
>drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates,
>and
>God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good.
>
>
>Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the Seventh
>Day
>God looked around at the twinkling Barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening
>
>beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the blokes, smelled the aroma of
>
>grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good.... well
>almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed
>a
>rest. So God created Sheila's - to clean the house, bear children, wash,
>and
>cook and clean the BBQ.
>
>
>God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was Bloody
>Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!
Oct 22nd 2005, 6:06 pm
#7
Thread Starter
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,337
Re: In The Beginning - Downunder
Originally Posted by nadders
Hmmmmm, think hubby might like Australia. Lucky for us Sheilas, God made men to invent dishwashers and other labour saving devices. He also gave us an exeptional nagging voice to ensure that the men cleaned the BBQ after they had finished
