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Originally posted by simonsays
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. -- Frank Sinatra

Drink triple, see double, and act single. -- Anonymous

WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson? NORM: Poor. WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that. NORM: No, I mean pour. -- Cheers TV

I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Nathan

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. -- Homer Simpson

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. -- Oscar Wilde

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. -- Anonymous

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. -- Al Bundy

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. --Anonymous

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