'ave I Missed 'owt ?
 

I'm back folks from me 18-30's hol (that's the length of botty hair you need in mm's to qualify-was growing it for over 2 days).
Got back Sunday,but it took me 2 days to get out of me leopard print thong (it was plain white when I left) that I kept on for 7 days non-stop.Still,it'll keep the flies from the bins!
And when I took it off,I had a weeks growth in a perfect thong shape,so I'm now growing it for Aus,so any arse hair topiary sites you know of,pass 'em on.
Been using the Euro,so I'm now fully conversant with the mickey mouse $AU.
Mrs B is thinking of changing her name after seeing all those Greek Birds to 'Mrs Baldy Shoulders'.
So come on--what's been going on?I've had a quick look back,but can't be arsed after reading more negativity,including loadsa swearing & insults-keep that up though,reminds me of me holiday.Has NdaltonB gone then ?
Baldy Jnr now knows some great words,thanks to the Cretians love of displaying extreme hard-core porn right next to kids toys,including 'donkey ****** ,mothers **** and **** me with a ******** you ***********'s ----ahh,chip off the old 'un.

Good to be back to the great British weather---
Baldus the Greek

Re: 'ave I Missed 'owt ?
 

not missed much,
people still waiting,did u hear london apps are now being sent to oz to be finished off?
i'm off to ibiza tomorow for a week(+2 kids +wife)
catch u later
rday

Re: 'ave I Missed 'owt ?
 

Greetings

Not missed too much I don't think. If you search a little bit back for a thread: Where's Baldbutts, I need cheering up!

Didn't realise you and the gang were on your hols. Was having a crisis and getting down with all the poor postings and needed a bit of the old humour. So please bring it on.

Glad you're back and had a good time!

Regards

Ginny and family.:cool: :cool:

Re: 'ave I Missed 'owt ?no nowt.
 

hi stiffado butt, 18-30 that what time i go to bed. not much point surfing as my application must be on its way to auss to be dropped down the back of their fileing cabinate.at least its had a nice flight i wonder if it had enuf leg room, and hope no shit ites have bomb it.just because im not in their religus club.bored with waiting.
tipper.

Re: 'ave I Missed 'owt ?no nowt.
 

hi baldus buttas,

nah not a lot really....sounds as though you had a very interesting time!!!!!
hope you dont drink all the ouzo too quick......bad for ya liver!!

catch ya later...oh and i think it were an awful trick you pulled on poor jan...dare ya to tell em all!!!!!!

Re: 'ave I Missed 'owt ?no nowt.
 

Wot trick??

Any road- the web site is getting more abusive by the day. Ya dont need to go to El Greeko to hear expletives on a regular basis! Just pop on the ole Expats web for a right royal verbal whipping!

Well, just to up date you, yep the guys are right- looks like London have finally admitted they are not capable of a decent days work (and have forgotten how to hold a pen, after such a long period of inactivity) and now they are going to dust us off and send us on the back of donkeys/ camels to Adelaide.

So hugs to you all
Ring soon
and if youve got a spare room we will be homeless by Xmas.