Australian Sunday School
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Australian Sunday School
Little Shazza was not the best student in Aussie Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Shazza, who created the universe?" When Shazza didn't stir, little Bazza, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Shazza and the teacher said, "Very good" and Shazza sat back down and eventually fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Shazza, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But, Shazza didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Bazza came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Shazza and the teacher said, "Very good" and she sat back down and looked around for the culprit.
Then the teacher asked Shazza a third question. "You’ve done so well today I’ll give you a hard question: What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Bazza jabbed her with the pin.
This time Shazza jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOU'RE AR*E!"
...The teacher fainted!
Bloody uncouth Aussies…!!!
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Shazza and the teacher said, "Very good" and Shazza sat back down and eventually fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Shazza, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But, Shazza didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Bazza came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Shazza and the teacher said, "Very good" and she sat back down and looked around for the culprit.
Then the teacher asked Shazza a third question. "You’ve done so well today I’ll give you a hard question: What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Bazza jabbed her with the pin.
This time Shazza jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOU'RE AR*E!"
...The teacher fainted!
Bloody uncouth Aussies…!!!