Juliecabs

This was sent to me today.
Who said the Aussies weren't romantic

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get me arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples in ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what ya look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.

steve`o

[QUOTE=Juliecabs]This was sent to me today.
Who said the Aussies weren't romantic



top notch Juliecabs
thats as good as the aussie jingle bells

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.


merry xmas

regards steve

o and by the way theres loads more of these if anyone intrested let me know via email or pm

Juliecabs

hilary6

Good 1 Julie
another 1 Steve?

steve`o

Australians let us Barbeque
For Christmas time is here
We've Christmas pud and t-bone steaks
And slabs of ginger beer


We've gone and got the relies round
And we'll all have a ball
So let's kick back and have ourselves
A Yuletide free-for-all


Our forebears came from distant shores
To set this party up
So we could dine with paper plate
and polystyrene cup


On patterned plastic table cloth
We'll eat our Christmas pies
If our forebears could see us now
They'd not believe their eyes


Across this land in summer sun
In backyards small and great
We'll raise our voice in one accord
With "Merry Christmas Mate!'


In outback heat and city street
And all points in between
Come join with us and celebrate
This Aussie Christmas scene!


With sausages and coleslaw too
Then let us Barbeque.

hilary6

Is there a tune for that one? Im in a singing mood

steve`o

Sung to the tune of Advance Australia Fair.
You remember how it goes
"Australian sons let us rejoin,
for we are young and free.

hope you do as i dont

steve`o

bet you know this tune


Deck the sheds with bits of wattle, fa la la la la la la la la

Whack some gum leaves in a bottle, fa la la la la la la la la

All the shops are open sundies, fa la la la la la la la la

Buy your Dad some sox and undies, fa la la la la la la la la



Deck the sheds with bits of gumtree, fa la la la la la la la la

Hang some deco's off the plum tree, fa la la la la la la la la

Plant some kisses on the missus, fa la la la la la la la la

Have a ripper Aussie Christmas, fa la la la la la la la la



Say g'day to friends and relies, fa la la la la la la la la

Wave them off with bulging bellies, fa la la la la la la la la

Kids and babies youngies oldies, fa la la la la la la la la

May your fridge be full of coldies, fa la la la la la la la la



Chop the wood and stoke the barbie, fa la la la la la la la la

Ring the folks in Abudabe, fa la la la la la la la la

Pop the stuffing in the turkey, fa la la la la la la la la

Little Mary's feeling ercky, fa la la la la la la la la



Rally rally round the table, fa la la la la la la la la

Fill your belly while your able, fa la la la la la la la la

Joyce and Joany, Dave and Daryl, fa la la la la la la la la

Sing an Aussie Christmas Carol, fa la la la la la la la la

hilary6

Looney
Sent you some xmas karma

steve`o

Ho Ho Ho
time for bed
night night