Australian Corruption
Aug 11th 2004, 11:03 am
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Re: Australian Corruption
Originally Posted by walaj
whatever next, a cock and bull story? 
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:scared:LOL...dammit...nearly spurted my tea over the computer.....
Aug 11th 2004, 11:05 am
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Re: Australian Corruption
Originally Posted by diddy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/3551292.stm
So it's true - corruption is as wide spread in Oz as in the UK!!!
So it's true - corruption is as wide spread in Oz as in the UK!!!
ACE
Aug 11th 2004, 11:14 am
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Re: Australian Corruption
Originally Posted by Phoenixuk2oz
Pull the udder one 
Darn it...wish I had of thought of that one!!
Aug 11th 2004, 11:19 am
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Re: Australian Corruption
One of the cattle owners said he feels a right tit 
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jib
Aug 11th 2004, 11:31 am
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Re: Australian Corruption
Originally Posted by jib
One of the cattle owners said he feels a right tit
jib
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Aug 11th 2004, 12:07 pm
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Re: Australian Corruption
The song " Thanks for the Memories" comes to mind for some reason?? i did say memories didn't I??
Aug 11th 2004, 12:09 pm
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Re: Australian Corruption
MOOsic to my ears !!!!
Aug 11th 2004, 12:13 pm
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Re: Australian Corruption
What do u call a cow that walks backwards?????
Ans:- A woc
Ok I'll stop it now he he he !!
Ans:- A woc
Ok I'll stop it now he he he !!
Aug 11th 2004, 12:26 pm
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Re: Australian Corruption
What's your beef with cow jokes anyway?
Aug 11th 2004, 12:30 pm
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Re: Australian Corruption
You want more???
2 Cows in a field one says to the other "whats all this i've been hearing about mad cow decease?? The other answers Quack quack!!!!
2 Cows in a field one says to the other "whats all this i've been hearing about mad cow decease?? The other answers Quack quack!!!!
Aug 13th 2004, 9:56 am
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Re: Australian Corruption
Originally Posted by Handyandy180
What do u call a cow that walks backwards?????
Ans:- A woc
Ok I'll stop it now he he he !!
Ans:- A woc
Ok I'll stop it now he he he !!
Ain't no flies on you, mate!
Speaking of flies ...
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk!
* Ok ... I'm going!
----->>>>>>> *
Aug 13th 2004, 5:31 pm
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Re: Australian Corruption
Originally Posted by Handyandy180
You want more???
2 Cows in a field one says to the other "whats all this i've been hearing about mad cow decease?? The other answers Quack quack!!!!
2 Cows in a field one says to the other "whats all this i've been hearing about mad cow decease?? The other answers Quack quack!!!!
A. the one with the wee calf!!
Aug 13th 2004, 5:48 pm
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Re: Australian Corruption
Originally Posted by darrio
What's your beef with cow jokes anyway?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer' !
What do you call a sleeping bull ?
A bulldozer !
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk?
She was an udder failure.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
Grows a Moostache
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom
What game do little cows like to play?
Moo-nopoly.
What kind of coffee do cows like?
Decalfinated
OK I'm leaving now. No need to thank me
Aug 13th 2004, 7:53 pm
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Re: Australian Corruption
Originally Posted by Mairi&Chris
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow ?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer' !
What do you call a sleeping bull ?
A bulldozer !
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk?
She was an udder failure.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
Grows a Moostache
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom
What game do little cows like to play?
Moo-nopoly.
What kind of coffee do cows like?
Decalfinated
OK I'm leaving now. No need to thank me
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer' !
What do you call a sleeping bull ?
A bulldozer !
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give milk?
She was an udder failure.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
Grows a Moostache
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom
What game do little cows like to play?
Moo-nopoly.
What kind of coffee do cows like?
Decalfinated
OK I'm leaving now. No need to thank me
Paul....this is all YOUR fault you know!!!!