jayr

I suspect, like the old saying about politicians, that Australia gets the immigrants it deserves.

Let's face it, the country really does need a lot more decent hairdressers!

Megalania

Any particular style in mind? Short Back & Sides, Beatle, Skin Head, Pony, Skinny Skin Skin?

Won't do me much good, already got too much style to bother with trivialities like minor head fibre rearrangements.

jayr

I think Australia also deserves Anthea Turner. She used to be thought of as bright and sunny and a really nice person when she wasn't seen so much and then when everyone was exposed to her every day we all grew sick of her.

pommie bastard

Looking at my haircut the question is do good hairdressers immigrate to Australia , I am starting to get the feeling that most are failed Brickies.

pommie bastard

Good Point people who smile at everything are to avoided , the best way to say and think nothing is to smile, lights on nobody home which sums up your average Aussie.
Australia has too many Anthea Turners have you whatched BBC nature programs here and the like that start with the Title "Presented by some dim Aussie Tart " who smiles and opens the program then is not to seen again until the end of the program , this is to mask its a Pom made Doc.

jayr

And send John Howard the other way ("John who?" say 60 million Poms) as I'm sure he isn't wanted here. He could toady up to Tony Blair and be closer to George Bush. Perhaps he could take up Robin Cook's old job ("Robin who?" say 20 million Aussies)

pommie bastard

Poor old Robin Cook his only chance at the lime light now is spitting it sorry to say hes passed his sell by date.
I have to laugh when little Johnny tells the nation the Australian forces are there and are ready to go theres not enough of them to take the Isle of Man on a bank holiday weekend.
The Aussie SAS will be buggered in the middle east no nudie beaches there like Swanbourne where they train .

jayr

250,000 US troops stationed in the Gulf and 2000 Australian. John Howard's token attempt to appear like an international statesman and to be selfless enough not to give up his job at the age of 64. He'd get my vote if I had one.

Megalania

At the moment there are 100 Yanks and 100 Aussies negotiating a "free trade" deal more or less on the quiet in Canberra. No coincidence whatsoever.

pommie bastard

Do you believe in father Christmas as well , the Yanks have never had free trade or will its just another worthless agreement they not honour but will use to glup up more of Australia .
The Aussie task force is a joke it sums up their standing in the world small and not worth bothering with.

Megalania

So tell me some thing new, I'm a novelty seeker.

Last week you were all lovey dovey (or was it warry torie) with the Yanks. Just because we sleep with the enemy once in a while is no reason for a jealous fit.

pommie bastard

Not at all the Yanks own most of Australia to send a bus load of troops over to the Middle East is the lest you could do.
The fact the Brits will have do your share of the fighting is nothing new, you talk a good game but when its put up or shut up you still dribble at the mouth with nothing to offer.
I look forward to pictures of your brave lads in the middle of Brit and Yank troops all 150 of them plus 14 planes forget the few ships on a holiday in the gulf .
As for your free trade that will be an education a few farm goods in exchange for loads of cheaper Yankie manufactured products get real , even then the farm lobby in the USA will bugger you off.

Megalania

So tell me some thing new, I'm a novelty seeker.

Never expected any better behaviour from Pommies or ex-Pommie Yankies. Steeped in the same rank blood.

pommie bastard

As are the Aussies even if it was convict blood , the days of your lads joining us in times need are gone you are a small country with more mouth than backbone .

Perthguy1

PB, are you saying that we should send every available soldier we have???......is that what the yanks and the brits have done.

Don't forget that we only have a small amount of soldiers anyway.