Australia is Closed - Sensational Showdown!
Sep 2nd 2005, 10:57 pm
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Australia is Closed - Sensational Showdown!
Australia has closed its gates to anyone wanting to come in The Daily Dinkum can sensationally report.
In a showdown yesterday, PM John Howard lost his temper and decided that there were just too many people in his country and decided to close those old wooden gates to everyone.
Several migrants were left standing outside the gates with their suitcases and children as John Howard came out crying and shut them, leaving lots of small children upset that they wouldn't meet Kylie Minogue.
When questioned about his decision, John Howard said yesterday: 'I don't bloody care, they can go back to Blighty and pretend its the Gold Coast'
He added angrily; 'Ya flaming galah!' and then stomped off behind the gates and safety of his security guards.
One migrant said; 'It was awful, we travelled on Korean Air to get here and it took 7 weeks, what shall we do now?'
Mrs Mona Pommie from Doncaster sobbed; 'What will I tell my little boy Jimmy? He was so looking forward to seeing a koala'.
Little Jimmy does in fact have awful ginger hair and John Howard did actually ban him on those grounds and said his name would now be 'bluey'.
It is thought that the migrants will be sent home and given a job in Sainsburys.
The ginger boy is to have his hair shaved in protest.
The PM did add that the gates might open again when he is in a better mood.
But don't bank on it.
In a showdown yesterday, PM John Howard lost his temper and decided that there were just too many people in his country and decided to close those old wooden gates to everyone.
Several migrants were left standing outside the gates with their suitcases and children as John Howard came out crying and shut them, leaving lots of small children upset that they wouldn't meet Kylie Minogue.
When questioned about his decision, John Howard said yesterday: 'I don't bloody care, they can go back to Blighty and pretend its the Gold Coast'
He added angrily; 'Ya flaming galah!' and then stomped off behind the gates and safety of his security guards.
One migrant said; 'It was awful, we travelled on Korean Air to get here and it took 7 weeks, what shall we do now?'
Mrs Mona Pommie from Doncaster sobbed; 'What will I tell my little boy Jimmy? He was so looking forward to seeing a koala'.
Little Jimmy does in fact have awful ginger hair and John Howard did actually ban him on those grounds and said his name would now be 'bluey'.
It is thought that the migrants will be sent home and given a job in Sainsburys.
The ginger boy is to have his hair shaved in protest.
The PM did add that the gates might open again when he is in a better mood.
But don't bank on it.
Sep 2nd 2005, 11:02 pm
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Re: Australia is Closed - Sensational Showdown!
I have heard however, it will let me and a select few in. (I wish) 
Sep 2nd 2005, 11:32 pm
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Re: Australia is Closed - Sensational Showdown!
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I have heard however, it will let me and a select few in. (I wish)
Cheers,
Anya.
