Rooksie

An Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists the Top
End.
On their way to Kakadu he was describing the abilities of the Australian
Aborigine to track man or beast over land, through the air, under the sea.
The Americans were incredulous.
Then later in the day, the tour rounded a bend on the highway and
discovered, lying in the middle of the road, an Aborigine.
He had one ear pressed to the white line whilst his left leg was held high
in the air.
The tour stopped and the guide and the tourists gathered around the
prostrate Aborigine.
"Jacky," said the tour guide, "what are you tracking and what are you
listening for?"
The aborigine replied, "Down the road about 25 miles is a 1971 Valiant
Ute.
It's red. The left front tyre is bald. The front end is out of whack and
it
has dents in every panel.
There are 9 blackfellas in the back, all drinking warm sherry. There are 3
kangaroos on the roof rack and 6 dogs on the front seat."
The American tourists moved forward, astounded by this precise and
detailed
knowledge.
"Goddammit man, how do you know all that?" asked one.
The Aborigine replied,
"I fell out of it about half an hour ago."

spalen

OH Very very good.... hehehe


< To avoid criticisms of taking fun out of aussie indigenous people bashing I have transposed it with chav and its still very very funny >