Florida_03

I was feeling done in, couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting...

Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance:

Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Aussie, it's my right.

Then if anything grows while you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand and I need action...

Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Aussie, it's my right.

Florida_03

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the immigration man.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Ozzvestite from Ozzexual, Ozzylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Rolf Harris movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Ozzvestite from Ozzexual, Ozzylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Ozzvestite from Ozzexual, Ozzylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici...pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

Florida_03

Once in a while DIMIA don't want to call you
Speaking on the telephone
And once in your life OZ won't want to know you
You look around, the one you found is gone

And that's all the time that it takes
For a heart to turn to stone
The sweeter the wine the harder to make the break
You hear something about someone you thought you'd known

So baby don't cry like there's no tomorrow
After the night there's a brand new day
And there'll be no pain and no more sorrow
So wash your face and phone NZ, it'll be okay.

And that's all the time that it takes
For a heart to beat again
So give me a sign that a lover makes
You look around, the one you found is back again...

Megalania

Mate, think you need to feed some signal to yer amplifier.

Florida_03

From the day he was born, he was trouble.
He was the thorn in his old ma’s side.
She tried in vain, but he never caused her nothing but shame.
He left home the day she died...

From the day she was gone, all he wanted
Was to screw the poor, get a root and a motorbike
Lacking any spunk
He was a low-down, cheap little punk.
Taking everyone for a ride...

When Johnny Howard said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life with tax and excise
What a guy
Makes you cry
Und I did.

Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me, stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door and threw away the key...

But he must been drawn into something
And there is a vote which reads (what's it say, what's it say?)
"You’re outta your head, just a deadhead.
dickheads carry out their evil deeds..."

When Johnny Howard said he didn't like his teddy you knew he was a no-good kid
But when he threatened your life with tax and excise
What a guy
Makes you cry
Und I did.

Florida_03

On the day I went away... goodbye...
Was all I had to say... now I...
I want to come again and stay... Oh my my...
Smile, and that will mean that I may

Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears
In my eyes
And I realise.. I'm going home.

Everywhere it's been the same... feeling...
Like I'm outside in the rain... wheeling...
Free, to try and find a game... dealing...
Cards for sorrow, cards for pain

Cause I've seen blue skies through the tears
In my eyes
And I realise.. I'm going home.

I'm going home, I'm going home.

Florida_03

The End...