aussie joke and few others!!
Apr 11th 2005, 9:27 am
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aussie joke and few others!!
Here's a set of jokes I received in mail.
Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am
not able to remember, what did I choose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
don't and stop,
unless they are used together.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly and Try Weakly.
Virginity can be cured.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner,you'd better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? .
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your
3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men
still sleep with their wives !!!.
Gordon
VB is the best
Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am
not able to remember, what did I choose.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
don't and stop,
unless they are used together.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly and Try Weakly.
Virginity can be cured.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner,you'd better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? .
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing......
Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'.
Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your
3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men
still sleep with their wives !!!.
Gordon
VB is the best
