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Aussie joke about Kiwis

Old Sep 10th 2003, 10:09 am
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Here is something I was sent at work


>>"Hillen, its the hilth munister here. Sorry to bother you at this
>>hour but
>>there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex
>>fectory en
>>Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire
>>New
>>Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."
>>
>>"Shuuuuuut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
>>unwanted
>>babies - we'll be ruined!"
>>
>>"We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad... Britain?..."
>>
>>"No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
>>
>>"What about Australia?"
>>
>>"Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck. You call
>>John
>>Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and
>>eight
>>enches thuck! That way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really
>>are!!"
>>
>>Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of
>>need.
>>
>>Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A
>>delighted
>>Helen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 inches
>>long; 8
>>inches thick, all coloured green and gold.
>>
>>She then notices in small writing on each and every one.........
>>
>>
>>MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
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