Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her draws
Feb 7th 2004, 1:10 pm
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Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her draws
Yes, yes...i know this is irrelevant to the Oz board unless you do happen to have an auntie mary with a canary, living in Brisbane etc...but can we just pretend a while???
I cannot remember the rest of the song..does anyone know it?..i wont be able to sleep till i found he answer
I cannot remember the rest of the song..does anyone know it?..i wont be able to sleep till i found he answer
Feb 7th 2004, 1:20 pm
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Re: Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her draws
Originally posted by podgypossum
Yes, yes...i know this is irrelevant to the Oz board unless you do happen to have an auntie mary with a canary, living in Brisbane etc...but can we just pretend a while???
I cannot remember the rest of the song..does anyone know it?..i wont be able to sleep till i found he answer
Yes, yes...i know this is irrelevant to the Oz board unless you do happen to have an auntie mary with a canary, living in Brisbane etc...but can we just pretend a while???
I cannot remember the rest of the song..does anyone know it?..i wont be able to sleep till i found he answer
Can't say I've ever heard of Aunt Mary, but I'm interested. Did the canary flutter?
Feb 7th 2004, 1:22 pm
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Re: Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her draws
Originally posted by podgypossum
Yes, yes...i know this is irrelevant to the Oz board unless you do happen to have an auntie mary with a canary, living in Brisbane etc...but can we just pretend a while???
I cannot remember the rest of the song..does anyone know it?..i wont be able to sleep till i found he answer
Yes, yes...i know this is irrelevant to the Oz board unless you do happen to have an auntie mary with a canary, living in Brisbane etc...but can we just pretend a while???
I cannot remember the rest of the song..does anyone know it?..i wont be able to sleep till i found he answer
Feb 7th 2004, 1:22 pm
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Auntie Mary
Had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted
Down it darted
Never went there
No more
google turned this up?
Had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted
Down it darted
Never went there
No more
google turned this up?
Feb 7th 2004, 1:24 pm
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LOL...i wish!!!...too ill to drink!
cant do it very often even when i'm not ill either ...just hte occasional blow out
cant do it very often even when i'm not ill either ...just hte occasional blow out
Feb 7th 2004, 1:26 pm
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Is it -
Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
When she was sleeping I went creeping up the leg of her drawers
When she was sleeping I went creeping up the leg of her drawers
this one -
Aunty Mary, had a canary, up the leg of her drawers [trad line]
The canary said to the worm, won't you come for tea
The worm replied, sure my dear, if you kiss me 1-2-3
or this one?
Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
When she farted it departed to a round of applause.
Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
When she was sleeping I went creeping up the leg of her drawers
When she was sleeping I went creeping up the leg of her drawers
this one -
Aunty Mary, had a canary, up the leg of her drawers [trad line]
The canary said to the worm, won't you come for tea
The worm replied, sure my dear, if you kiss me 1-2-3
or this one?
Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
When she farted it departed to a round of applause.
Feb 7th 2004, 1:27 pm
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Originally posted by WBB
Auntie Mary
Had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted
Down it darted
Never went there
No more
google turned this up?
Auntie Mary
Had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted
Down it darted
Never went there
No more
google turned this up?
wonderful stuff Billy...i shall sleep soundly tonite thanx to you!
Feb 7th 2004, 1:32 pm
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The one I remember.
Auntie Mary
had a canary
up the leg of her drawers
when she farted
down it darted
like a racing horse.
Just one more.
Silence in court
the judge is dead
someone has farted and blew off his head
Auntie Mary
had a canary
up the leg of her drawers
when she farted
down it darted
like a racing horse.
Just one more.
Silence in court
the judge is dead
someone has farted and blew off his head
Feb 7th 2004, 1:33 pm
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Originally posted by MrsDagboy
Is it -
Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
When she was sleeping I went creeping up the leg of her drawers
When she was sleeping I went creeping up the leg of her drawers
this one -
Aunty Mary, had a canary, up the leg of her drawers [trad line]
The canary said to the worm, won't you come for tea
The worm replied, sure my dear, if you kiss me 1-2-3
or this one?
Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
When she farted it departed to a round of applause.
Is it -
Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
When she was sleeping I went creeping up the leg of her drawers
When she was sleeping I went creeping up the leg of her drawers
this one -
Aunty Mary, had a canary, up the leg of her drawers [trad line]
The canary said to the worm, won't you come for tea
The worm replied, sure my dear, if you kiss me 1-2-3
or this one?
Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers
When she farted it departed to a round of applause.
Mrs DB...did you make them up or are there loads of different versions?
very good BTW
Feb 7th 2004, 1:36 pm
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before this gets moved to the oblivion of the lounge i thought this one should be added.
welshboyBilly had a ten foot willy
he showed it to the lady next door
she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
and now it's only five foot four.
welshboyBilly had a ten foot willy
he showed it to the lady next door
she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
and now it's only five foot four.
Feb 7th 2004, 1:42 pm
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Originally posted by WBB
before this gets moved to the oblivion of the lounge i thought this one should be added.
welshboyBilly had a ten foot willy
he showed it to the lady next door
she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
and now it's only five foot four.
before this gets moved to the oblivion of the lounge i thought this one should be added.
welshboyBilly had a ten foot willy
he showed it to the lady next door
she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
and now it's only five foot four.
You look taller than that in your welders kit Bill
Feb 7th 2004, 4:49 pm
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Podgypossum, your posts usually make me smile.
Keep up the good work
Mandy
Keep up the good work
Mandy
