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summers family Sep 25th 2002 12:08 am

Attn. 110 point no hopers!
 
Hello, lets get down to basics, we have 110 points and we would love to move to Aus. Skills matching, no rellies etc that it my war cry!!! the $100,000 investment route is a pipe dream!! Pleaase advise!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks again Carol xxx

PS. someone on the forum mentioned gaining an Aus qualification, please elaborate!!!!!!

Thanks again Carolxxx

Cath Sep 25th 2002 1:58 am

Re: Attn. 110 point no hopers!
 
On Wed, 25 Sep 2002 00:08:18 +0000, summers family
wrote:

    >Hello, lets get down to basics, we have 110 points and we would love to
    >move to Aus. Skills matching, no rellies etc that it my war cry!!!
    >the $100,000 investment route is a pipe dream!! Pleaase
    >advise!!!!!!!!!!!
    >Thanks again Carol xxx
    >PS. someone on the forum mentioned gaining an Aus qualification, please
    > elaborate!!!!!!
    >Thanks again Carolxxx
    >--
    >Posted via http://britishexpats.com

This is not an immigration newsgroup.

Please direct your enquiry to:

misc.immigration.australia+nz

Cath

Mystery Man Sep 27th 2002 12:10 pm

Re: Attn. 110 point no hopers!
 
Option 1:

Divorce you husband, marry an Australian, move to Australia, divorce
the Australian (optional), remarry your husband (optional).

Option 2:

Move to Afghanistan, get on a boat filled with economic refugees, sail
to Australia. (Note that this is a very dangerous option).

Option 3:

Enrol at University, sleep with your lecturers (the sex will need to
be good), graduate with first class honours, reapply for your
residency.

Option 4:

Try bribing the people at the passport office. (This may or may not
involve sleeping with them).


These options have been tried successfully before a number of times
before. I am sure there are other options, but this should give you
food for thought. Good luck.


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