Attack of the Killer Poms
Apr 9th 2003, 3:24 am
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Attack of the Killer Poms
We've all read it:
1. You stupid Dreamy Wannabee Applicants,
2. You stupid Dreamy TenDay Tourists,
3. You stupid Holiday Mode Immigrants,
4. You stupid ToldYouSo Stayers,
5. I Was Stupid and Now I'm InTo My Next DreamTime.
What motivates the Killer Poms? Are they still so Dreamy and Uncertain of their Opinions that they must Continually Assert their Repugnance of their Last of many DreamTimes?
What motivates the Dreamers that could not be solved at much less expense and inconvenience by a long holiday in Aus?
1. You stupid Dreamy Wannabee Applicants,
2. You stupid Dreamy TenDay Tourists,
3. You stupid Holiday Mode Immigrants,
4. You stupid ToldYouSo Stayers,
5. I Was Stupid and Now I'm InTo My Next DreamTime.
What motivates the Killer Poms? Are they still so Dreamy and Uncertain of their Opinions that they must Continually Assert their Repugnance of their Last of many DreamTimes?
What motivates the Dreamers that could not be solved at much less expense and inconvenience by a long holiday in Aus?
Apr 9th 2003, 4:57 am
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Re: Attack of the Killer Poms
Originally posted by Megalania
We've all read it:
1. You stupid Dreamy Wannabee Applicants,
2. You stupid Dreamy TenDay Tourists,
3. You stupid Holiday Mode Immigrants,
4. You stupid ToldYouSo Stayers,
5. I Was Stupid and Now I'm InTo My Next DreamTime.
What motivates the Killer Poms? Are they still so Dreamy and Uncertain of their Opinions that they must Continually Assert their Repugnance of their Last of many DreamTimes?
What motivates the Dreamers that could not be solved at much less expense and inconvenience by a long holiday in Aus?
We've all read it:
1. You stupid Dreamy Wannabee Applicants,
2. You stupid Dreamy TenDay Tourists,
3. You stupid Holiday Mode Immigrants,
4. You stupid ToldYouSo Stayers,
5. I Was Stupid and Now I'm InTo My Next DreamTime.
What motivates the Killer Poms? Are they still so Dreamy and Uncertain of their Opinions that they must Continually Assert their Repugnance of their Last of many DreamTimes?
What motivates the Dreamers that could not be solved at much less expense and inconvenience by a long holiday in Aus?
...a grating of pomp and ceremony...and a dollop of class distinction...and a jugful of righteous smugness...mixed in an upper-middle-class bowl...neatly arranged on a plate with a drizzle of bile...
Apr 9th 2003, 5:01 am
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Gross, what's wrong with you people ?
Apr 9th 2003, 6:00 am
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Originally posted by Interested
Gross, what's wrong with you people ?
Gross, what's wrong with you people ?
I believe that they are both ozzies!
btw...whats a maddie?
Apr 9th 2003, 6:27 am
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Originally posted by BCBOY
I believe that they are both ozzies!
btw...whats a maddie?
I believe that they are both ozzies!
btw...whats a maddie?
Apr 9th 2003, 7:06 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
A very cross breed: 1/2 Pommie + 1/2 Paddie = Maddie = Welsh.
A very cross breed: 1/2 Pommie + 1/2 Paddie = Maddie = Welsh.
y cedor lama = another word for taking rubbish , but not so polite, begins with a W in English, or how about Aussie twll tin
cheers
Apr 9th 2003, 7:32 am
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Originally posted by Ceri
malu cachu = talking nonsence
y cedor lama = another word for taking rubbish , but not so polite, begins with a W in English, or how about Aussie twll tin
cheers
malu cachu = talking nonsence
y cedor lama = another word for taking rubbish , but not so polite, begins with a W in English, or how about Aussie twll tin
cheers
malu = masticate, cachu = shit; "eat shit"?
y cedor = untranslatable, lama [sic] = llama? = jump; "Take a running jump"?
Aussie = Aussie, twll = hole, tin = arse; Aussie arsehole?
That was fun, can we do that again with feeling this time?
Apr 9th 2003, 8:16 am
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Re: Attack of the Killer Poms
Originally posted by Florida_03
Recipe for a killer Pom or Maddie
...a grating of pomp and ceremony...and a dollop of class distinction...and a jugful of righteous smugness...mixed in an upper-middle-class bowl...neatly arranged on a plate with a drizzle of bile...
Recipe for a killer Pom or Maddie
...a grating of pomp and ceremony...and a dollop of class distinction...and a jugful of righteous smugness...mixed in an upper-middle-class bowl...neatly arranged on a plate with a drizzle of bile...
Apr 9th 2003, 8:55 pm
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pair of saddo's probably in a bad mood cos the yanks and brits been pullin down your uncles statues
Apr 10th 2003, 1:24 am
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Originally posted by ace ventura
pair of saddo's probably in a bad mood cos the yanks and brits been pullin down your uncles statues
pair of saddo's probably in a bad mood cos the yanks and brits been pullin down your uncles statues
Will you join me in a jig on Sod-Them's grave for some passing gratification?
Yes I'm sad. Sad to see Aus dissapear under a torrent of voracious immigrants.
So Briton finds itself over populated by locusts, their Omnipotencenesses nod and wink to each other, BBC puts on programs like "Escape To The Sun" and "Get A New Life".
Everything thats loose and useless swallows the bait, caught in a mesmerising dream implanted by transient retinal images streaming from idiot box phosphors straight to primal brain centres.
And what is this dream? wall to wal WalMart from Damascas to Des Moines.
The final conquest is in sight. The American Dream is decending from Heaven and we can all be one with the Holy Ghost safe in the knowledge that human kind has fulfilled it's Ultimate Destiny - To Shop.
But the sad thing is that after despoiling a continent, the Burst Dreamers bewail the vacuousness of their consumptive dream.
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Apr 10th 2003, 1:50 am
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Originally posted by ace ventura
pair of saddo's probably in a bad mood cos the yanks and brits been pullin down your uncles statues
pair of saddo's probably in a bad mood cos the yanks and brits been pullin down your uncles statues
Apr 10th 2003, 2:01 am
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Re: Attack of the Killer Poms
Originally posted by Megalania
We've all read it:
1. You stupid Dreamy Wannabee Applicants,
2. You stupid Dreamy TenDay Tourists,
3. You stupid Holiday Mode Immigrants,
4. You stupid ToldYouSo Stayers,
5. I Was Stupid and Now I'm InTo My Next DreamTime.
What motivates the Killer Poms? Are they still so Dreamy and Uncertain of their Opinions that they must Continually Assert their Repugnance of their Last of many DreamTimes?
What motivates the Dreamers that could not be solved at much less expense and inconvenience by a long holiday in Aus?
We've all read it:
1. You stupid Dreamy Wannabee Applicants,
2. You stupid Dreamy TenDay Tourists,
3. You stupid Holiday Mode Immigrants,
4. You stupid ToldYouSo Stayers,
5. I Was Stupid and Now I'm InTo My Next DreamTime.
What motivates the Killer Poms? Are they still so Dreamy and Uncertain of their Opinions that they must Continually Assert their Repugnance of their Last of many DreamTimes?
What motivates the Dreamers that could not be solved at much less expense and inconvenience by a long holiday in Aus?
The Australians who require less Poms?
Apr 10th 2003, 2:03 am
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Originally posted by Megalania
Welsh to Aussie Translator
malu = masticate, cachu = shit; "eat shit"?
y cedor = untranslatable, lama [sic] = llama? = jump; "Take a running jump"?
Aussie = Aussie, twll = hole, tin = arse; Aussie arsehole?
That was fun, can we do that again with feeling this time?
Welsh to Aussie Translator
malu = masticate, cachu = shit; "eat shit"?
y cedor = untranslatable, lama [sic] = llama? = jump; "Take a running jump"?
Aussie = Aussie, twll = hole, tin = arse; Aussie arsehole?
That was fun, can we do that again with feeling this time?
I already told you what they meant
1) talking nonsense ( lit meaning - mincing S**t)
2) means W****r ( lama = Llama - which still doesn't help you does it.? you are looking for direct translation, which can not be done in most languages. When I say something like "stick it where the sun don't shine" in English , you obviously know I'm saying up your a*** - a lot of languages are like this. Actually I have a thai word , I won't even attempt to spell it but the insult in English is You've got a face like a monkey's a*** - meaning your ugly of course - you can't translate some things directly into English)
I'm trying to write "clean ones" :
for example here's one for you "rhech mewn potel" which means insignificant, but if you want to translate it literally into English , it says "fart in a bottle" which is meaning Insignificant
chuck your translator away - lol dim gwerth rhech dafad ( it's worthless, actually it meant something to do with a sheep, but the meaning = worthless)
Am gwymp hen y chwardd ieuanc.
cheers
P.S if you hate the "poms" so much tell me why on earth are you speaking their language, you are a racist hypocrite, and unless you're an aborigine I think you have no more right to be in Aus than any so-called pom! Shinach! (sly B*stard).And even if you are an aborigine - you are still a racist little twerp.
Apr 10th 2003, 3:33 am
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Originally posted by Ceri
P.S if you hate the "poms" so much tell me why on earth are you speaking their language, you are a racist hypocrite, and unless you're an aborigine I think you have no more right to be in Aus than any so-called pom! Shinach! (sly B*stard).And even if you are an aborigine - you are still a racist little twerp.
P.S if you hate the "poms" so much tell me why on earth are you speaking their language, you are a racist hypocrite, and unless you're an aborigine I think you have no more right to be in Aus than any so-called pom! Shinach! (sly B*stard).And even if you are an aborigine - you are still a racist little twerp.