Aren't People Funny?
#31
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
BTW. You talking about your pet antics reminded me of Meg yesterday. I got home from work to find an empty wrapper from a packet of butter. Meg is so funny because she is always so guilty and you can't help but not be angry with her, but you have to pretend. So a waggle the wrapper at her and says "What's this then! You naughty girl!" She skulked off with such a funny little look on her face and stuck her head under a dining room chair. Talk about think she was an ostrich. Just her head under there, thinking I couldn't see her, popped it out every now and then, saw me looking at her and sort of went :scared: and stuck just her eyes back under again. She has such a character, I love her so much.
I have to say that although Gordon has discovered the fine art of wallpaper stripping, i love him.
I shall get out of bed about half nine and straighten my hair.
Its got so long now, I am thinking about having it cut, but at the same time, its not been this long before and I cant make up my mind whether to have an inch taken off, or have about eight and shoulder length.
They say when you get to your thirties you are too old for really long hair, but I look like a man when I have short hair.
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
but I look like a man when I have short hair.
#33
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
I don't believe that for one minute with your chest!!
My hairdresser ( a very blunt Aussie) said to me 'You would look like a bloke with tits' when I asked about short hair.
I dont have sharp and feminine features to carry off a short style though either.
I might just have 2 inches off and keep it long. Its shaped anyway.
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
My hairdresser ( a very blunt Aussie) said to me 'You would look like a bloke with tits' when I asked about short hair.
I dont have sharp and feminine features to carry off a short style though either.
I might just have 2 inches off and keep it long. Its shaped anyway.
I dont have sharp and feminine features to carry off a short style though either.
I might just have 2 inches off and keep it long. Its shaped anyway.
#35
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
I'm sure you will look lovely whatever you do with it. Must go now as I have got 4 assignments to get done by a week Wednesday, this is my only morning off work (in at 12 o'clock today) and I am going on residential next week.
What are you studying?
#36
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I have to say that although Gordon has discovered the fine art of wallpaper stripping, i love him.
I shall get out of bed about half nine and straighten my hair.
Its got so long now, I am thinking about having it cut, but at the same time, its not been this long before and I cant make up my mind whether to have an inch taken off, or have about eight and shoulder length.
They say when you get to your thirties you are too old for really long hair, but I look like a man when I have short hair.
I shall get out of bed about half nine and straighten my hair.
Its got so long now, I am thinking about having it cut, but at the same time, its not been this long before and I cant make up my mind whether to have an inch taken off, or have about eight and shoulder length.
They say when you get to your thirties you are too old for really long hair, but I look like a man when I have short hair.
I would kill to have hair like you......natural loose curls, you will regret it if you get it cut love
#37
Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Listen, you have to have an invisible friend. Mine is Barry the camp TRA man from my stories.
Talk to your invisible friend and ask their opinion and then put your hand up and say 'Barry reckons its this'
Then make sure you attend college with low cut trousers and a camel toe.
Talk to your invisible friend and ask their opinion and then put your hand up and say 'Barry reckons its this'
Then make sure you attend college with low cut trousers and a camel toe.
Maybe Barry could solve all the tecchy problems that are eluding me at the moment....?
Do you dare me???
Anya.
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by DIMO8
Sam....there is no way on earth you could look like a man ....even if you grew a todge....
I would kill to have hair like you......natural loose curls, you will regret it if you get it cut love
I would kill to have hair like you......natural loose curls, you will regret it if you get it cut love
Im going to have 2 inches cut off to tidy it up. They took a vote at college and decided it should stay long.
I got 95percent in IT, 85percent in English and 60percent in Maths today.
Maths was shite, but pass mark is 50percent, so at least I passed.
What on earth warranted that 'so long suckers' thread in the lounge?
Im buggered if Im posting there again, Im staying here now and thats for sure.
#39
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Donna its so long now, its halfway down my back.
Im going to have 2 inches cut off to tidy it up. They took a vote at college and decided it should stay long.
I got 95percent in IT, 85percent in English and 60percent in Maths today.
Maths was shite, but pass mark is 50percent, so at least I passed.
What on earth warranted that 'so long suckers' thread in the lounge?
Im buggered if Im posting there again, Im staying here now and thats for sure.
Im going to have 2 inches cut off to tidy it up. They took a vote at college and decided it should stay long.
I got 95percent in IT, 85percent in English and 60percent in Maths today.
Maths was shite, but pass mark is 50percent, so at least I passed.
What on earth warranted that 'so long suckers' thread in the lounge?
Im buggered if Im posting there again, Im staying here now and thats for sure.
You clever thing you....
Sam it was'nt for you personally .........it was a generalized comment by Emma. You know how much Emm likes you so dont be silly, get posting in the lounge again
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by DIMO8
You clever thing you....
Sam it was'nt for you personally .........it was a generalized comment by Emma. You know how much Emm likes you so dont be silly, get posting in the lounge again
Sam it was'nt for you personally .........it was a generalized comment by Emma. You know how much Emm likes you so dont be silly, get posting in the lounge again
But I was the only one who recently deleted my account, noone knew about Brit so it makes me the only one. It was very hard not to take that personally.
The only reason I posted problem stuff on there was I had noone else to talk to. I wont do it again in a hurry, you never know what people really think.
I just think its not the same there now, I dont even like reading the stuff in there as its not the laugh it use to be.
And where its been said that some people need taking down a peg or two, I think it would be nice to name who annoys you.
Im going to stay here, Ive got enough to think about with Australia and Abdel being away and college to get caught up in lounge politics.
But if they are pissed off with me for what I have written, then Im sorry (shrugs).
At least I know where I stand here.
Ive been measured for my uniform Donna, its going to be lilac so they say. I go on the wards in 10 weeks.
Im starting with module one and have my first proper lectures on Monday. :scared:
Well, that is providing Occupational Health dont kick me out for my leg
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
But I was the only one who recently deleted my account, noone knew about Brit so it makes me the only one. It was very hard not to take that personally.
The only reason I posted problem stuff on there was I had noone else to talk to. I wont do it again in a hurry, you never know what people really think.
I just think its not the same there now, I dont even like reading the stuff in there as its not the laugh it use to be.
And where its been said that some people need taking down a peg or two, I think it would be nice to name who annoys you.
Im going to stay here, Ive got enough to think about with Australia and Abdel being away and college to get caught up in lounge politics.
But if they are pissed off with me for what I have written, then Im sorry (shrugs).
At least I know where I stand here.
Ive been measured for my uniform Donna, its going to be lilac so they say. I go on the wards in 10 weeks.
Im starting with module one and have my first proper lectures on Monday. :scared:
Well, that is providing Occupational Health dont kick me out for my leg
The only reason I posted problem stuff on there was I had noone else to talk to. I wont do it again in a hurry, you never know what people really think.
I just think its not the same there now, I dont even like reading the stuff in there as its not the laugh it use to be.
And where its been said that some people need taking down a peg or two, I think it would be nice to name who annoys you.
Im going to stay here, Ive got enough to think about with Australia and Abdel being away and college to get caught up in lounge politics.
But if they are pissed off with me for what I have written, then Im sorry (shrugs).
At least I know where I stand here.
Ive been measured for my uniform Donna, its going to be lilac so they say. I go on the wards in 10 weeks.
Im starting with module one and have my first proper lectures on Monday. :scared:
Well, that is providing Occupational Health dont kick me out for my leg
I'll drag you kicking and screaming back there young lady! I can't come all the way over here to OZ every time I want to snog you!
#42
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
But I was the only one who recently deleted my account, noone knew about Brit so it makes me the only one. It was very hard not to take that personally.
The only reason I posted problem stuff on there was I had noone else to talk to. I wont do it again in a hurry, you never know what people really think.
I just think its not the same there now, I dont even like reading the stuff in there as its not the laugh it use to be.
And where its been said that some people need taking down a peg or two, I think it would be nice to name who annoys you.
Im going to stay here, Ive got enough to think about with Australia and Abdel being away and college to get caught up in lounge politics.
But if they are pissed off with me for what I have written, then Im sorry (shrugs).
At least I know where I stand here.
Ive been measured for my uniform Donna, its going to be lilac so they say. I go on the wards in 10 weeks.
Im starting with module one and have my first proper lectures on Monday. :scared:
Well, that is providing Occupational Health dont kick me out for my leg
The only reason I posted problem stuff on there was I had noone else to talk to. I wont do it again in a hurry, you never know what people really think.
I just think its not the same there now, I dont even like reading the stuff in there as its not the laugh it use to be.
And where its been said that some people need taking down a peg or two, I think it would be nice to name who annoys you.
Im going to stay here, Ive got enough to think about with Australia and Abdel being away and college to get caught up in lounge politics.
But if they are pissed off with me for what I have written, then Im sorry (shrugs).
At least I know where I stand here.
Ive been measured for my uniform Donna, its going to be lilac so they say. I go on the wards in 10 weeks.
Im starting with module one and have my first proper lectures on Monday. :scared:
Well, that is providing Occupational Health dont kick me out for my leg
For some reason the whole forum doesnt feel the same anymore...i am unsure as to why But you are a well like person in the lounge and here and myself and Emm are glad you came back.....so there
Lilac * wolf whistle*
10 weeks and your let loose on those wards
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by DIMO8
For some reason the whole forum doesnt feel the same anymore...i am unsure as to why But you are a well like person in the lounge and here and myself and Emm are glad you came back.....so there
Lilac * wolf whistle*
10 weeks and your let loose on those wards
Lilac * wolf whistle*
10 weeks and your let loose on those wards
But im seeing a private doctor on Tuesday for xrays and full report hopefully which might satisfy the uni, but bearing in mind one Occ. Health nurse and one tutor think I should leave asap, things are against me.
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Well as two staff members think I should leave ASAP, its down to the course leader to keep me and he luckily wants me.
But im seeing a private doctor on Tuesday for xrays and full report hopefully which might satisfy the uni, but bearing in mind one Occ. Health nurse and one tutor think I should leave asap, things are against me.
But im seeing a private doctor on Tuesday for xrays and full report hopefully which might satisfy the uni, but bearing in mind one Occ. Health nurse and one tutor think I should leave asap, things are against me.
When is Abdel home......i bet your missing him?
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Re: Aren't People Funny?
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Today was a funny day at college it really was.
We have this woman who sits in front of me and I swear to God she has a face like she has sucked a lemon, so I have called her 'Lemon Sucker'.
She came in today and smiled at me and that is when I noticed her.
She has no teeth I mean, really none at all, not even any pegs at the back.
Unable to take my eyes off her, I focus on her mouth in wide eyed amazement and it was like one of those films where you just see the mouth moving.
And she made such a mistake, she wore a brown velour tracksuit top, brown low cut blouse revealing a pair of breasts like spaniels ears, skin tight brown trousers revealing a fat camel toe and brown sandals with brown socks.
She really did look like a giant human turd with no teeth and it was a crime to wear so much brown.
Having this strong urge to tell everyone on BE, I actually bit my hand to stop myself laughing.
Poor love though, she is very sweet if not a brown gummy bear.
Whilst dreaming of Australia and stuff, we get told to go to occupational health where on my arrival, the nurse goes very pale and tells me I am not fit to be there with my leg.
Cutting a long story short, another tutor has decided that 10 weeks wont be enough to heal it, what does she know? its my leg not theirs.
And they are going to see if they can get me 'released' from Uni. And I thought they were up to date on 'special needs and disability stuff'.
But, two other tutors have decided that they want to keep me and fight for me, especially as I showed orgasmic excitement at the prospect of my 3000 word essay next week.
'Oh, I love writing and typing, I could do 3000 words' (especially on BE) I burst out.
'You serious, you like typing and writing? We dont normally see students who like that side of it?' Tutor asks impressed.
So if they can win the fight against the nurse and the tutor woman then I can stay and do the first module and be reviewed in 8 weeks.
I have a private doctor checking me out on Tuesday and having an xray just to satisfy them.
Abdel said I shall have the shortest Uni career in history.
But I had to laugh, as I sat crumpled up, gazing out of the window, I felt someone squeeze my hand.
Turning round, this very stern lady who is in the Nigerian group of ladies, who are absolutely wonderful and have looked after me.
She smoothed the hair out of my face and said 'you have to fight it girl, you don't take it lying down'.
And then added; 'It could be worse, you could have a stomach like her, I mean she look pregnant' and stared blatantly at this tubby girl handing round forms.
Snorting with laughter, I hugged her.
It could be worse, at least I have my own teeth unlike Lemon Sucker.
Ive got to sit an English test with Lemon sucker tomorrow. I must keep my eye on my work and not her teeth.
Really I must.
And I am praying she doesnt look like a piece of turd again because to be frank, I shall wet myself.
We have this woman who sits in front of me and I swear to God she has a face like she has sucked a lemon, so I have called her 'Lemon Sucker'.
She came in today and smiled at me and that is when I noticed her.
She has no teeth I mean, really none at all, not even any pegs at the back.
Unable to take my eyes off her, I focus on her mouth in wide eyed amazement and it was like one of those films where you just see the mouth moving.
And she made such a mistake, she wore a brown velour tracksuit top, brown low cut blouse revealing a pair of breasts like spaniels ears, skin tight brown trousers revealing a fat camel toe and brown sandals with brown socks.
She really did look like a giant human turd with no teeth and it was a crime to wear so much brown.
Having this strong urge to tell everyone on BE, I actually bit my hand to stop myself laughing.
Poor love though, she is very sweet if not a brown gummy bear.
Whilst dreaming of Australia and stuff, we get told to go to occupational health where on my arrival, the nurse goes very pale and tells me I am not fit to be there with my leg.
Cutting a long story short, another tutor has decided that 10 weeks wont be enough to heal it, what does she know? its my leg not theirs.
And they are going to see if they can get me 'released' from Uni. And I thought they were up to date on 'special needs and disability stuff'.
But, two other tutors have decided that they want to keep me and fight for me, especially as I showed orgasmic excitement at the prospect of my 3000 word essay next week.
'Oh, I love writing and typing, I could do 3000 words' (especially on BE) I burst out.
'You serious, you like typing and writing? We dont normally see students who like that side of it?' Tutor asks impressed.
So if they can win the fight against the nurse and the tutor woman then I can stay and do the first module and be reviewed in 8 weeks.
I have a private doctor checking me out on Tuesday and having an xray just to satisfy them.
Abdel said I shall have the shortest Uni career in history.
But I had to laugh, as I sat crumpled up, gazing out of the window, I felt someone squeeze my hand.
Turning round, this very stern lady who is in the Nigerian group of ladies, who are absolutely wonderful and have looked after me.
She smoothed the hair out of my face and said 'you have to fight it girl, you don't take it lying down'.
And then added; 'It could be worse, you could have a stomach like her, I mean she look pregnant' and stared blatantly at this tubby girl handing round forms.
Snorting with laughter, I hugged her.
It could be worse, at least I have my own teeth unlike Lemon Sucker.
Ive got to sit an English test with Lemon sucker tomorrow. I must keep my eye on my work and not her teeth.
Really I must.
And I am praying she doesnt look like a piece of turd again because to be frank, I shall wet myself.
im sorry i missed you earlier mate - grace has her friends over to stay and my house is a circus at the moment. jed has locked himself in the lounge on playstation, girls are all upstairs doing god-knows-what and i have been pi**ed since 5.30!! way to go!!