bondipom

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/...917475118.html

booboo1

I remember that when I visited my brother in Perth....

Couldnt believe me eyes....... Kind of felt self concious to laugh out loud..

booboo

booboo1

I suppose I,ll be eating coon sandwiches quicker than a wink once back in Aus....

booboo

Ceri

There's a typical hunk of an Aussie man for you .. see what the food over here can do to you..lol

sorry had to laugh when I saw that pic (as it's real!) .. can you imagine him on a tourist bill board in the UK advertising Aus.

welshpom

Haven't tried that.

I'm waiting for my "custard apple" (a fruit) to ripen. Anyone tried one of them ? - I haven't yet but will as soon as it's ready to eat.

bondipom

Do you reckon he drives a ute with can of beer in his hand?

Ceri

Now you know why we need hairdressers out here fast!

He reminds me of a friend of mine.... and yes he's got a ute and a dog. lol

dotty

The funny thing is you see thousands of blokes who look just like that, in fact its hard to spot many that dont!!

I want a UK tourist campaign, real piccys of real ozzies, how about the dole mammas on Thursdays, bare cracked dirty feet 4 kids in the trolley, or beach shot with someone whos had a cancery ear removed. Or my fave, the huuuuge people dripping grease in the food courts. I cant eat in those places the sights are too disgusting.

:scared:

dotty

I am beginning to get worrried now. One I have a ute, two I have a dog, three, 2 summers ago it got so hot I grabbed the scissors and cut the arms out of all my T-shirts.

Help me its time to go home
:scared: :scared: :scared:

bondipom

Do you wear a flanno? How is the mullet going? How many meals a week do you not each chips with Pluto Pups or deep fried cheese on a stick?

DianeOZ

Cracked heels - euughgghhh! I have never seen so many disgusting heels as here! Avon's cracked heel cream can't be working, mind you they probably don't bother. You could cut through an inch with a razor blade & it wouldn't be felt. I have a real feet phobia (especially those that belong to men)

My nephew used to mow the lawn in his bare feet and yes you guessed it - ended up in casualty!

DI

dotty

See there we go again, this winter it was freezing at somebodys BBQ, guess what I did borrowed a flanno. I am very worried.

No mullet tho, I kidnapped a Top ex London hairdresser, food I could never ever eat the shi* they eat here totally utterly disgusting, makes Yanks look healthy.

bondipom

Be careful the mullet came back in a retro way in the UK. My sister freaked when Toni and Guy did one on her.

dotty

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DianeOZ
Cracked heels - euughgghhh! I have never seen so many disgusting heels as here! Avon's cracked heel cream can't be working, mind you they probably don't bother. You could cut through an inch with a razor blade & it wouldn't be felt. I have a real feet phobia (especially those that belong to men)

The heels are a big problem it seems. Here some grocery shop in bare feet, cracked of course it puts me off a bit. Cant someone pass a law requiring footwear for hygeine reasons.

DianeOZ

Whats a flanno?