To anyone contemplating leaving with debt and not paying!
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Originally Posted by JackTheLad
I know!! I got offered the job last week, bloody signed the contract and everything. Who's this tosser?
God
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God
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Can I be Jesus?
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Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Can I be Jesus?
I know its a tough selection criteria, but what can I do?
JTL
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Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Can I be Jesus?
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is it me or have we been taken over today bytrolls (for want of a better word)
glad no one has risen to thier bait
glad no one has risen to thier bait
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Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Are you short and hairy? With a slightly arrogant look, but at the same time unwashed?
I know its a tough selection criteria, but what can I do?
JTL
I know its a tough selection criteria, but what can I do?
JTL
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Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Jeepers tough criteria! Okay I'll just be the donkey then. ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by moneypen20
No cos you're a very naughty boy! And PWB whatever is an idiot ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Naughty boy? Okay gunna have to pull the house apart to find your spy bugs.
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Originally Posted by JackTheLad
I know!! I got offered the job last week, bloody signed the contract and everything. Who's this tosser?
God
(the idiot formerly known as JTL)
God
(the idiot formerly known as JTL)
i thought you were the oracle mate??
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Damn I need disciples now...
This God lark aint easy.
Right, got myself a Jesus, now, who is up for the disciples (Selection criteria is you've got to write a gospel in old worldly english, preferably about 40 pages long, and broken up into verses
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Oh, I'm a new age God, women may apply
God
This God lark aint easy.
Right, got myself a Jesus, now, who is up for the disciples (Selection criteria is you've got to write a gospel in old worldly english, preferably about 40 pages long, and broken up into verses
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Oh, I'm a new age God, women may apply
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Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
Jeepers tough criteria! Okay I'll just be the donkey then. ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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ROFL!!!!
and the three wise men would be ......???
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ROFL!!!!
and the three wise men would be ......???![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
and the three wise men would be ......???
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Is that an application?
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Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Is that an application?
n'ah mate - ill be john the baptist and lose my head!!! :scared:
better than a burning bush any day of the week!!!! :scared: :scared:
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Originally Posted by Rooksie
n'ah mate - ill be john the baptist and lose my head!!! :scared:
better than a burning bush any day of the week!!!! :scared: :scared:
better than a burning bush any day of the week!!!! :scared: :scared:
Or i could just put my 'hand' there and cure it
This God jobs got to have its benefits
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Originally Posted by JackTheLad
Theres medication for a burning bush.
Or i could just put my 'hand' there and cure it
This God jobs got to have its benefits![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Or i could just put my 'hand' there and cure it
This God jobs got to have its benefits
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*tears*
now that is funny!!
you could try and turn my water to wine whilst youre at it!!
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Originally Posted by wholeworldwindow
Just a wee word of possible warning to those leaving with debt and hopeing to not be found! We contacted the Citizens Advice Brearau before we left to help mediate negociations to pay back what we still owed in UK, as we could not possibly pay before we left. The guy there is still writting to them to let them know our situation. However, I was registered for 2 weeks with my new e-mail address over here in Oz and got an e-mail from Egg, one of our credit cards - asking us to call the office immediatly! They obviously breached Data Protection as the only place that actually knows my new detals are e-bay, as that's all I've gotten around to changeing. I'm not hiding here at all as my debt adviser is dealing with all this and sorting it all out for us. But it makes you think huh! Two weeks.......and that's all! In this modern day cyber world...everyone knows everything! ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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