Anti-terrorism measures
Jun 15th 2005, 11:56 am
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da Bonehead
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Anti-terrorism measures
PLEASE HELP FIGHT TERRORISM!!
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless Australia
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless Australia
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
Jun 15th 2005, 12:00 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Jun 15th 2005, 12:02 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Should be made a world wide day
Jun 15th 2005, 12:05 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Originally Posted by seang
Should be made a world wide day
Jun 15th 2005, 12:07 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Originally Posted by Bix
I think now is a good time to buy deckchair shares
Jun 15th 2005, 12:08 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Originally Posted by seang
Should be made a world wide day
Jun 15th 2005, 1:11 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Originally Posted by Bix
PLEASE HELP FIGHT TERRORISM!!
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
There are some sights that just don't need to be seen. I would think about suicide if I had to see some women naked :scared:
Jun 15th 2005, 1:16 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Originally Posted by Bix
PLEASE HELP FIGHT TERRORISM!!
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless Australia
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless Australia
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
Jun 15th 2005, 1:27 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Thank God Im still over hear then, at the sight of me, all the men would be commiting suicide! Poor towns population would never recover 
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Jun 15th 2005, 3:48 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Originally Posted by Bix
PLEASE HELP FIGHT TERRORISM!!
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless Australia
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless Australia
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
Adios Mufta's!
Jun 16th 2005, 3:15 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Originally Posted by Bix
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
I would feel much more patriotic rooting the naked women!
Jun 16th 2005, 3:18 pm
#12
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Christ! Have you seen our next door neighbour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 16th 2005, 5:10 pm
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Originally Posted by wholeworldwindow
Christ! Have you seen our next door neighbour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, but i have seen myself in the mirror:scared: :scared: :scared:
Jun 17th 2005, 1:57 am
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Bix, what are you posting this type of shit for?
Jun 17th 2005, 7:22 am
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Re: Anti-terrorism measures
Originally Posted by renth
Bix, what are you posting this type of shit for?
