Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Nov 10th 2005, 1:56 am
#16
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Originally Posted by jad n rich
Little Britains latest characters
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4421002.stm
Love that show
About time someone made a Oz version
davo and shazz the ferals
beach bertha the overweight beach chick :scared:
Mr and Mrs center-link and the 5 kids
dakota ebbonny star the ferals kid
wazza and troy the teenage hoons
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4421002.stm
Love that show
About time someone made a Oz version
davo and shazz the ferals
beach bertha the overweight beach chick :scared:
Mr and Mrs center-link and the 5 kids
dakota ebbonny star the ferals kid
wazza and troy the teenage hoons
Oh, wait...
Nov 10th 2005, 1:58 am
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Originally Posted by Del Boy
Hmmm, well they did drive off in a bit of a hurry....blue Torano I think 
Sorry, I'm a dyed-in-the-wool pedant!
Nov 10th 2005, 10:04 am
#18
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Originally Posted by Del Boy
ah yes, the typical melbournian seeing out his days in Qld, usually on the gold coast, skin like leather, shorts and long socks. I've come across lots just like him
Nov 10th 2005, 10:05 am
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Fantastic
we met a real life Anne my son and I.
lol
lace x
we met a real life Anne my son and I.
lol
lace x
Nov 10th 2005, 10:14 am
#20
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Graham and Sandra the British Expats who think everything about Australia is wonderful. If a Fruit Bat sh*ts on the washing they think it's great.
Then there's Colin and Sue the British Expats who compare everything to England who think it was better, cheaper, cleaner, cleverer, bigger, wider, ect in England than it is here.
Paul.
Then there's Colin and Sue the British Expats who compare everything to England who think it was better, cheaper, cleaner, cleverer, bigger, wider, ect in England than it is here.
Paul.
Nov 10th 2005, 12:40 pm
#21
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Originally Posted by diddy
Graham and Sandra the British Expats who think everything about Australia is wonderful. If a Fruit Bat sh*ts on the washing they think it's great.
Paul.
Paul.
Graham and sandra constantly walk around with their eyes upwards, looking for koalas which they swear they have in their garden. They photograph the guy dressed as a chicken standing outside dominos with a $5.95 pizza sign and send it to the rellies in the UK to show them just what they are missing. They are the only ones outside at dusk and innocently think avon will stop deadly mosquitos, can even be seen outside around mid day and are the only people in australia with a tan
Nov 10th 2005, 1:02 pm
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
What about Manu and Teafu the Samoan Bouncers. Their favoutire hobby is seeing who can throw schoolies the furthest. They don't talk, but instead communicate through a system of grunts. No one is sure if they are working legality in Australia as DIMA are too scared to ask.
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Nov 10th 2005, 1:23 pm
#23
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Sorry, I’m on a roll here. All of the following I’ve met in various forms:
Stardust, Rainbow and Waterfall (real names Terry, Barbara and Mick) the aging hippies who sit smoking dope and flogging beads to backpackers in Byron. They’re the real people, man. Groovy.
Johno, the aging surf lifesaver who teaches the kids life saving. He joined when he was 7 but is now 57 and still appears to be wearing the same speedo’s. Outwardly, he’s the cheeriest man on the planet, but when he see’s the younger, fitter blokes crewing the boats, inside he seethes and starts to scare the kids.
Stardust, Rainbow and Waterfall (real names Terry, Barbara and Mick) the aging hippies who sit smoking dope and flogging beads to backpackers in Byron. They’re the real people, man. Groovy.
Johno, the aging surf lifesaver who teaches the kids life saving. He joined when he was 7 but is now 57 and still appears to be wearing the same speedo’s. Outwardly, he’s the cheeriest man on the planet, but when he see’s the younger, fitter blokes crewing the boats, inside he seethes and starts to scare the kids.
Nov 10th 2005, 1:31 pm
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Originally Posted by diddy
Sorry, I’m on a roll here. All of the following I’ve met in various forms:
Stardust, Rainbow and Waterfall (real names Terry, Barbara and Mick) the aging hippies who sit smoking dope and flogging beads to backpackers in Byron. They’re the real people, man. Groovy.
Johno, the aging surf lifesaver who teaches the kids life saving. He joined when he was 7 but is now 57 and still appears to be wearing the same speedo’s. Outwardly, he’s the cheeriest man on the planet, but when he see’s the younger, fitter blokes crewing the boats, inside he seethes and starts to scare the kids.
Stardust, Rainbow and Waterfall (real names Terry, Barbara and Mick) the aging hippies who sit smoking dope and flogging beads to backpackers in Byron. They’re the real people, man. Groovy.
Johno, the aging surf lifesaver who teaches the kids life saving. He joined when he was 7 but is now 57 and still appears to be wearing the same speedo’s. Outwardly, he’s the cheeriest man on the planet, but when he see’s the younger, fitter blokes crewing the boats, inside he seethes and starts to scare the kids.
Mates of ours from the UK went down to byron , typical poms in OZ they had to videotape everything
, stardust rainbow and waterfall types went ballistic and could not handle the camera, absolute classic footage before waterfall forced an end to the little film
Nov 10th 2005, 1:44 pm
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Re: Another 8 reasons to leave the UK
Originally Posted by jad n rich
Mates of ours from the UK went down to byron , typical poms in OZ they had to videotape everything , stardust rainbow and waterfall types went ballistic and could not handle the camera, absolute classic footage before waterfall forced an end to the little film
, stardust rainbow and waterfall types went ballistic and could not handle the camera, absolute classic footage before waterfall forced an end to the little film Not groovy. This is when Waterfall's true side that spent 18 months at Her Majesty's Pleasure 30 years ago comes out.
