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almost friday funny!
A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference
between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned. So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that." The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity." The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers." The father replied, "That's my boy." |
Re: almost friday funny!
Originally Posted by glittababe
A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference
between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned. So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that." The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity." The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers." The father replied, "That's my boy." |
Re: almost friday funny!
Originally Posted by Anne4Terry
:D my whole family is ROFL :D
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Re: almost friday funny!
Originally Posted by glittababe
Makes you giggle! Had a bad week with one thing and another so was happy to find that in my inbox!
Thought for the day Man driving down road ... Woman driving up same road .. They pass each other .... The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, B I T C H! Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road,and dies. Thought For The Day: If only men would listen........... |
Re: almost friday funny!
Originally Posted by glittababe
A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference
between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned. So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that." The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity." The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers." The father replied, "That's my boy." Nicky |
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