Aliens in Perth
Aug 19th 2005, 11:21 am
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Aliens in Perth
no seriously.
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens. She claims at the age of 12 a strange scar just appeared on the left cheek of her arse. The scar she claims is where aliens had taken away some DNA.
A neighbour backs up this claim by saying she saw a tunnel of light reaching from the woman's garden all the way up to the heavens.
Now, do you really want to come to Perth?
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens. She claims at the age of 12 a strange scar just appeared on the left cheek of her arse. The scar she claims is where aliens had taken away some DNA.
A neighbour backs up this claim by saying she saw a tunnel of light reaching from the woman's garden all the way up to the heavens.
Now, do you really want to come to Perth?
Aug 19th 2005, 11:26 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by walla1
no seriously.
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens. She claims at the age of 12 a strange scar just appeared on the left cheek of her arse. The scar she claims is where aliens had taken away some DNA.
A neighbour backs up this claim by saying she saw a tunnel of light reaching from the woman's garden all the way up to the heavens.
Now, do you really want to come to Perth?
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens. She claims at the age of 12 a strange scar just appeared on the left cheek of her arse. The scar she claims is where aliens had taken away some DNA.
A neighbour backs up this claim by saying she saw a tunnel of light reaching from the woman's garden all the way up to the heavens.
Now, do you really want to come to Perth?
Good drugs eh?
Aug 19th 2005, 11:31 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by wildmark
Good drugs eh?
Aug 19th 2005, 11:31 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by walla1
no seriously.
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens. She claims at the age of 12 a strange scar just appeared on the left cheek of her arse. The scar she claims is where aliens had taken away some DNA.
A neighbour backs up this claim by saying she saw a tunnel of light reaching from the woman's garden all the way up to the heavens.
Now, do you really want to come to Perth?
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens. She claims at the age of 12 a strange scar just appeared on the left cheek of her arse. The scar she claims is where aliens had taken away some DNA.
A neighbour backs up this claim by saying she saw a tunnel of light reaching from the woman's garden all the way up to the heavens.
Now, do you really want to come to Perth?
They believe that the woman is visited so regularly, and has learnt so much from them that the American Government has considered asking her to give them info.
The neighbour next door is on drugs.
Aug 19th 2005, 11:34 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Its cheaper than a jetstar flight.
Aug 19th 2005, 11:35 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by walla1
no seriously.
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens. She claims at the age of 12 a strange scar just appeared on the left cheek of her arse. The scar she claims is where aliens had taken away some DNA.
A neighbour backs up this claim by saying she saw a tunnel of light reaching from the woman's garden all the way up to the heavens.
Now, do you really want to come to Perth?
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens. She claims at the age of 12 a strange scar just appeared on the left cheek of her arse. The scar she claims is where aliens had taken away some DNA.
A neighbour backs up this claim by saying she saw a tunnel of light reaching from the woman's garden all the way up to the heavens.
Now, do you really want to come to Perth?
Aug 19th 2005, 11:37 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by Bix
Were they wearing black and white striped shirts ?
This is a serious thread Bix - Walla said so...
Fact.
Aug 19th 2005, 11:38 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by Bix
Were they wearing black and white striped shirts ?
well I never.....
Aug 19th 2005, 11:38 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
So what's the crack then Cas ?
Aug 19th 2005, 11:48 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by Bix
So what's the crack then Cas ?
That's the crack.
Aug 19th 2005, 11:49 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Like Dave said - report on Channel 7 news - do you not get it in Cairns or maybe they show different stories there??
That's the crack.
That's the crack.
Aug 19th 2005, 11:49 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
so where the photo of her arse
Aug 19th 2005, 11:50 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Like Dave said - report on Channel 7 news - do you not get it in Cairns or maybe they show different stories there??
That's the crack.
That's the crack.
Aug 19th 2005, 11:51 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by walla1
no seriously.
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens.
Channel 7 news reports a woman in Perth is regularly visited by aliens.
Aug 19th 2005, 11:51 am
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Re: Aliens in Perth
Originally Posted by soapy
so where the photo of her arse
