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Old Apr 21st 2004, 10:39 pm
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http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...5E2722,00.html

Free kick milkers may face big fines
By Chip Le Grand
April 22, 2004

THE AFL has grown weary of footballers faking injury to win free kicks and is considering the introduction of penalties designed to remove "staging" as a defence at tribunal hearings.

The long-standing practice of players claiming a reportable incident was faked resurfaced this week.

Western Bulldogs captain Luke Darcy told AFL investigators he exaggerated the contact of an apparent low blow from Hawthorn's captain Shane Crawford in last Sunday's match.

This time last year, Port Adelaide's Damien Hardwick told the tribunal he "took a dive -- probably one of the best ever" in a collision with Ben Cousins that left the West Coast captain on report for the first time in his career.

The most notorious example in VFL/AFL history was Carlton ruckman John Nicolls' preliminary final theatrics which resulted in Richmond's Neville Crowe being suspended from the 1967 grand final.
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Maybe not Klinsman quality stuff but makes you wonder when a prime critiscism of football from Aussies is the diving.

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ok. One in '67
one last year
one last week..............

Hardly any comparrison in the British soccer. Lets face it during that game one player only has to brush past another and their on the floor weeping like a jessie (whilst sneakily peeking out from under their arm of course)
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ok. One in '67
one last year
one last week..............

Hardly any comparrison in the British soccer. Lets face it during that game one player only has to brush past another and their on the floor weeping like a jessie (whilst sneakily peeking out from under their arm of course)
Bunch of Victorian Jessies the lot of em.
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I Ment the british soccer!!

But then you knew that anyway. Right
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I Ment the british soccer!!

But then you knew that anyway. Right
Yep. We're hard up here.
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Yep. We're hard up here.
You only need to drive down Oxford Street to see that

I'm with Hevs.
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I'm with Hevs.
Does HUP know?
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Does HUP know?

Shhhhh Hes to busy taking a dive.
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Agree with Hevs. Having been on the receiving end of a few nasty tackles myself, have to admit, the codes of football played over here are much tougher. No lightweight Beckhams need apply.

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Originally posted by badgersmount
Agree with Hevs. Having been on the receiving end of a few nasty tackles myself, have to admit, the codes of football played over here are much tougher. No lightweight Beckhams need apply.

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He'd run rings around em. They wouldn't get to touch him.
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I wonder..He hasn't got the power to weight ratio of many of the rugby/AFL players.

A shorter, powerful bloke like me might ''run rings'' around taller, bigger men because I have the power, and low centre of gravity, but Beckham probably can't swerve fast enough, or get the leg strength to get the acceleration.

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I wonder..He hasn't got the power to weight ratio of many of the rugby/AFL players.

A shorter, powerful bloke like me might ''run rings'' around taller, bigger men because I have the power, and low centre of gravity, but Beckham probably can't swerve fast enough, or get the leg strength to get the acceleration.

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Ah, but can they bend it like Beckham ????
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Dead Cert they can!!

AFL players use what is called a ''Banana Kick", saw it employed a week or so ago to kick a goal at short range.

Andrew Johns, the Aussie scrum half (Rugby League) uses it in League to great effect. The other winger gets the ball in a bit of space and the defensive slabs going the other way can't get there fast enough.

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