Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Apr 26th 2005, 2:13 am
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Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Trying to off load a unsmiling, lying, morose 17 year old before we go to Aus! He does nothing around the house, gets up at 2 pm, plays xbox, eats the contents of the fridge, even the evenings dinner if it is prepared! He doesn't go to school (first year A level) and then lies to say he has. All offers gratefully received!!!
Apr 26th 2005, 2:25 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Originally Posted by Vanessa
Trying to off load a unsmiling, lying, morose 17 year old before we go to Aus! He does nothing around the house, gets up at 2 pm, plays xbox, eats the contents of the fridge, even the evenings dinner if it is prepared! He doesn't go to school (first year A level) and then lies to say he has. All offers gratefully received!!!
What about the british army?
Apr 26th 2005, 2:27 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Originally Posted by zx10r_aus
What about the british army?
Apr 26th 2005, 2:30 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
They won't take him! 
Apr 26th 2005, 2:39 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Originally Posted by Vanessa
Trying to off load a unsmiling, lying, morose 17 year old before we go to Aus! He does nothing around the house, gets up at 2 pm, plays xbox, eats the contents of the fridge, even the evenings dinner if it is prepared! He doesn't go to school (first year A level) and then lies to say he has. All offers gratefully received!!!
Apr 26th 2005, 2:41 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Originally Posted by emmals
need to find him a woman
Apr 26th 2005, 2:42 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
When you get to the airport, tell him "There's you ticket" and when he queries about the destination just say "Don't be so silly, of course 'The Republic of Congo' is in Australia" 
Phil
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Apr 26th 2005, 3:07 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Originally Posted by Vanessa
Trying to off load a unsmiling, lying, morose 17 year old before we go to Aus! He does nothing around the house, gets up at 2 pm, plays xbox, eats the contents of the fridge, even the evenings dinner if it is prepared! He doesn't go to school (first year A level) and then lies to say he has. All offers gratefully received!!!
I'm sure he's lovely but I don't want him :scared:
Apr 26th 2005, 3:09 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Originally Posted by moneypen20
He's a normal 17 year old then I'm sure he's lovely but I don't want him :scared:
I'm sure he's lovely but I don't want him :scared:Afraid I can't offer him a home either, but am sure the oz experience will sort him out. Good luck.
Apr 26th 2005, 3:11 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
I think I have the matching pair.
You can have them both.
You can have them both.
Apr 26th 2005, 3:13 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Originally Posted by Bix
I think I have the matching pair.
You can have them both.
You can have them both.
Apr 26th 2005, 3:48 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
I was thinking about maybe sending him to the outback to become a jackaroo!
Apr 26th 2005, 4:16 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Originally Posted by Vanessa
Trying to off load a unsmiling, lying, morose 17 year old before we go to Aus! He does nothing around the house, gets up at 2 pm, plays xbox, eats the contents of the fridge, even the evenings dinner if it is prepared! He doesn't go to school (first year A level) and then lies to say he has. All offers gratefully received!!!
Hiya Vanessa,
I prefer Woody Allens idea and adopt a 17 year old philipino Girl
What ever happened to Mia Farrow
Bye
Mark
Apr 26th 2005, 5:05 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Mine are 21, 20, 19 and 14 'been there, done that, got the tee-shirt'..sounds like a typical 17yr old. Believe me in years to come you will forget about this stage!!!!!
Apr 26th 2005, 5:08 am
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Re: Adopt a 17 year old boy!
Originally Posted by s/nurse
Mine are 21, 20, 19 and 14 'been there, done that, got the tee-shirt'..sounds like a typical 17yr old. Believe me in years to come you will forget about this stage!!!!!
