Badge

ok. Here is Badge and Hevs announcing the Awards to recognise outstanding individual talent and contribution to this forum:

1) Funniest post
2) Funniest poster male
2a) Funniest poster female
3) Most opinionated poster
4) Most positive poster
5) Most pessimistic poster (PB excluded)
6) Most intellectual poster
7)"Dark Horse"
8) Most predicatable poster
9) Most fanciable male (flesh or fantasy?)
10) Most fanciable female (flesh or fantasy?)
11) Most informative poster
12) Most pervy poster
13) Biggest anorak
14) Biggest ute loving, thong wearing, chick perving aussie wannabe category is closed as Badge is downright hands down winner for next 5 years - FAIR DINKUM.
15) Jammiest 'land on your feet' poster is also closed as garratt/HUP have won this one hands down - TOO EASY.
16) Lifetime Achievement Award (Expats)

all in good fun, no personal insults, keep it clean kids!! Suggestions for other categories welcome.

Badge and Hevs

Larissa

Number 4 - most positive poster would be Mrs Dagboy. Never a bad word about anyone / anything.

Pollyana

2 - Female - have to nominate Larissa, who started the original Badger/wookie thread...... and has had me in fits more than once!

5 - Ceri - though I'm sure she'd view it as realistic, not pessimistic? Or Wilf......?!!

11) Bondipom - always on the case for spouse/partner visas, as well as a wide range of other stuff -
or MrsDagboy - a mine of info on the subject of Queensland, and Brissie in particular

Perhaps we should have 2 categories - Visa info and Lifestyle info??

14 & 15 - have to agree with Badger there!

That'll do for starters!

hevs

OK i'll go first then!!!

1) Funniest post
Badge's Frivolous Post
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...frivolous+post

also mentioned for funniest and most surreal!!!
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showt...ts+strike+back

badge: thanks Hev - that's 2 gongs then for me

2) Funniest poster male/ Bald butts
2a) Funniest poster female/ Mrs Dag boy
3) Most opinionated poster ? Ceri ( for the welsh contingency)
4) Most positive poster/ pollyanna
5) Most pessimistic poster (PB excluded)/ oh shit, don't know now!
6) Most intellectual poster/ meg!!
7)"Dark Horse"/ I'm going for a newbie with the hope of great things to come...... THE BLOKE!
8) Most predicatable poster/ Footie. always wishing us luck with alcohol!!!! (ever dry in your house footie???)
9) Most fanciable male (flesh or fantasy?)/ HUP!!
10) Most fanciable female (flesh or fantasy?) Bald butts!
11) Most informative poster/ Jolyn (she knows her stuff
12) Most pervy poster / WBB without any hesitation
13) Biggest anorak/ Bondi pom (any waves in there today mate )
14) Biggest ute loving, thong wearing, chick perving aussie wannabe category is closed as Badge is downright hands down winner for next 5 years - FAIR DINKUM.
15) Jammiest 'land on your feet' poster is also closed as garratt/HUP have won this one hands down - TOO EASY.
16) Lifetime Achievement Award (Expats) WILF

Pollyana

Think we should have a category for the most eagerly awaited visa news ? I'll nominate Welshboybilly!

WBB

i thought badge had this one wrapped up.

WBB

LOL

lets just hope it's good news.

nosuchluck

Couldn't possible comment except to say that most pervy poster has to be shared by WBB & Wengerboy!

WBB

OK lets have a crack at this.


1) Funniest post - too many to choose from but the badgers film cracked me up.


2) Funniest poster male - Baldbutts - no doubts


2a) Funniest poster female - Pollyana


3) Most opinionated poster - Dotty


4) Most positive poster - Bundy


5) Most pessimistic poster (PB excluded) - Ceri


6) Most intellectual poster - SteveBannister


7)"Dark Horse" - Pollster


8) Most predicatable poster - Ceri


9) Most fanciable male (flesh or fantasy?) - WBB


10) Most fanciable female (flesh or fantasy?) - Mrs WBB


11) Most informative poster - Bondi


12) Most pervy poster - Badgers


13) Biggest anorak - Sorry badge


14) Biggest ute loving, thong wearing, chick perving aussie wannabe category is closed as Badge is downright hands down winner for next 5 years - FAIR DINKUM.


15) Jammiest 'land on your feet' poster is also closed as garratt/HUP have won this one hands down - TOO EASY.


16) Lifetime Achievement Award (Expats) - anthonykirby

steandleigh

1) Funniest post - anything by meg

2) Funniest poster male - meg ( again, " I CAN and I WILL cut and paste, I tell 'ya " )

2a) Funniest poster female - Mrs Dagboy

3) Most opinionated poster - It's a close call btw Ceri and Dotty

4) Most positive poster - H Garrett

5) Most pessimistic poster (PB excluded) - Ceri / Dotty

6) Most intellectual poster - Bondipom

7)"Dark Horse" - Timber floor au ( ok, so he's not 2003, but hes giving WBB a run for his wonger )

8) Most predicatable poster - Ceri / Dotty

9) Most fanciable male (flesh or fantasy?) - The yellow thing in WBB's microwave

10) Most fanciable female (flesh or fantasy?) - my old penelope pitstop avatar

11) Most informative poster - Don the kiwi

12) Most pervy poster - Wengerboy

13) Biggest anorak - my husbands, it's hanging up in the hallway

14) Biggest ute loving, thong wearing, chick perving aussie wannabe category is closed as Badge is downright hands down winner for next 5 years - FAIR DINKUM. - Yeah, we'll give you that one.

15) Jammiest 'land on your feet' poster is also closed as garratt/HUP have won this one hands down - TOO EASY. ( granted, but Hup has only really landed on his feet so well in Oz due to the glint off his disco nips blinding every aussie he meets.)

16) Lifetime Achievement Award (Expats) - WBB for notching up 4000plus posts in such a short but entertaining space of time.

Sandy.l

there has to be a category for Most Enthusiastic poster and I would have to nominate Timber Floor!

sandy

Pollster

and Pollsters nominations are.... (run VT)

1) Funniest post - PP's meeting aftermath

2) Funniest poster male - WBB

2a) Funniest poster female - TWT or Anya

3) Most opinionated poster - Stormz or Userjay

4) Most positive poster - Pollyana or Mrs D

5) Most pessimistic poster - (PB excluded)- Dotty

6) Most intellectual poster - tied Steve Bannister and Meglania

7)"Dark Horse" -

8) Most predicatable poster - Jack Daws

9) Most fanciable male (flesh or fantasy?) Badgers ( it is that ute - can't help myself!)

10) Most fanciable female (flesh or fantasy?) Bundy ( if I was that way inclined... which I'm not...honestly.... no definately....um....bye)

11) Most informative poster - Nell M ( very specific that one)

12) Most pervy poster - wenger by far

13) Biggest anorak - gld

14) Biggest ute loving, thong wearing, chick perving aussie wannabe category is closed as Badge is downright hands down winner for next 5 years - FAIR DINKUM.

15) Jammiest 'land on your feet' poster is also closed as garratt/HUP have won this one hands down - TOO EASY.

16) Lifetime Achievement Award (Expats) - it has got to be PB - I wasn't even a member when he was posting but he comes up again, and again, and again..... or Chris99 and his alter egos for having the shortest Expats life known to man

Pollster

Oh, I agree with this nomination as well.


And another category - most pissed in the chat room - I would nominate myself but give the award to wenger

Jack The Lad

Pollster

Cheers for the nom.

can I do a speech

Jack

Pollster

Oh, how predictable - I knew you would want to do that