14 Things PMS Stands For
#1
14 Things PMS Stands For
14 Things PMS Stands For
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
or at this very delicate time for women when we say we are fine what does it really mean
F. FUSTRATED
I. INSECURE
N. NEUROTIC
E. EMOTIONAL
arlene
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
or at this very delicate time for women when we say we are fine what does it really mean
F. FUSTRATED
I. INSECURE
N. NEUROTIC
E. EMOTIONAL
arlene
#2
Don't know whether it still is but PMS used to be a bus company in the Potteries - it always made me laugh seeing one of their buses.
Muzzman
Muzzman
#3
feeling fine at the moment where are my kleenex, and why do i become such an emotional wreck and know logically that this blubbering heap is really not me but some other alien force which has taken over
arlene
arlene
#4
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Being a Liverpool FC fan, these days PMS stands for
Pre-Match Stress
(Although we did have a good result at the weekend against Wolves )
Pre-Match Stress
(Although we did have a good result at the weekend against Wolves )
#5
Originally posted by arlene
feeling fine at the moment where are my kleenex, and why do i become such an emotional wreck and know logically that this blubbering heap is really not me but some other alien force which has taken over
arlene
feeling fine at the moment where are my kleenex, and why do i become such an emotional wreck and know logically that this blubbering heap is really not me but some other alien force which has taken over
arlene
you need chocolate... immediately... if you don't have it, you cannot be held responsible for your actions. Once you have achieved your chocolate fix, everything will be OK again!!!
Larissa
And that includes other people's crimbo presents, tree choccies, stocking fillers and any other chocolate within a 10 miles radius!
#6
Originally posted by Larissa
Arlene - very important expert advice...
you need chocolate... immediately... if you don't have it, you cannot be held responsible for your actions. Once you have achieved your chocolate fix, everything will be OK again!!!
Larissa
And that includes other people's crimbo presents, tree choccies, stocking fillers and any other chocolate within a 10 miles radius!
Arlene - very important expert advice...
you need chocolate... immediately... if you don't have it, you cannot be held responsible for your actions. Once you have achieved your chocolate fix, everything will be OK again!!!
Larissa
And that includes other people's crimbo presents, tree choccies, stocking fillers and any other chocolate within a 10 miles radius!
watching sad things on TV or speaking to in laws will counteract the effect of the chocolate, meaning that you will need to double the dosage. :lecture:
#7
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Joined: Dec 2002
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Anyone else weird out there like me? I don't get the famous chocolate craving, I just get a craving for potatoes! Apparently its something to do with the starch in them - chips, roast potatoes, and crisps! Crisps by the tonne - I can eat my way through half a dozen of those little packets and still want more; only for about a week each month but its quite strange.
#8
Re: 14 Things PMS Stands For
Originally posted by arlene
14 Things PMS Stands For
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
or at this very delicate time for women when we say we are fine what does it really mean
F. FUSTRATED
I. INSECURE
N. NEUROTIC
E. EMOTIONAL
arlene
14 Things PMS Stands For
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
or at this very delicate time for women when we say we are fine what does it really mean
F. FUSTRATED
I. INSECURE
N. NEUROTIC
E. EMOTIONAL
arlene
#9
Originally posted by Pollyana
Anyone else weird out there like me? I don't get the famous chocolate craving, I just get a craving for potatoes! Apparently its something to do with the starch in them - chips, roast potatoes, and crisps! Crisps by the tonne - I can eat my way through half a dozen of those little packets and still want more; only for about a week each month but its quite strange.
Anyone else weird out there like me? I don't get the famous chocolate craving, I just get a craving for potatoes! Apparently its something to do with the starch in them - chips, roast potatoes, and crisps! Crisps by the tonne - I can eat my way through half a dozen of those little packets and still want more; only for about a week each month but its quite strange.
Me too! Frazzles and McDonalds fries - I have been known to drive 20minutes to get to the nearest McDonalds for fries - I am in fact trying to supress a desire for them this second!!!
#10
chocolate
Originally posted by Pollyana
Anyone else weird out there like me? I don't get the famous chocolate craving, I just get a craving for potatoes! Apparently its something to do with the starch in them - chips, roast potatoes, and crisps! Crisps by the tonne - I can eat my way through half a dozen of those little packets and still want more; only for about a week each month but its quite strange.
Anyone else weird out there like me? I don't get the famous chocolate craving, I just get a craving for potatoes! Apparently its something to do with the starch in them - chips, roast potatoes, and crisps! Crisps by the tonne - I can eat my way through half a dozen of those little packets and still want more; only for about a week each month but its quite strange.
me neither, don't ever crave it although i do smoke so maybe my taste buds are missing! i do crave cheese though, had to cut down my cholesterol levels so not supposed to have dairy products - only low low fat, and edam is just not the same as Strenght 5 cheese
Alrene: Hope that you are feeling better and not suffering too badly, i feel like this most days due to having a teenage daughter, an angel of an 11 year old and the stress of migrating!!!
take care
rach