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Old Dec 23rd 2003, 9:15 am
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14 Things PMS Stands For


Pass My Shotgun

Psychotic Mood Shift

Perpetual Munching Spree

Puffy Mid-Section

People Make Me Sick

Provide Me with Sweets

Pardon My Sobbing

Pimples May Surface

Pass My Sweatpants

Pissy Mood Syndrome

Plainly; Men Suck

Pack My Stuff

Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

or at this very delicate time for women when we say we are fine what does it really mean


F. FUSTRATED
I. INSECURE
N. NEUROTIC
E. EMOTIONAL

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Don't know whether it still is but PMS used to be a bus company in the Potteries - it always made me laugh seeing one of their buses.

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Old Dec 23rd 2003, 9:25 am
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feeling fine at the moment where are my kleenex, and why do i become such an emotional wreck and know logically that this blubbering heap is really not me but some other alien force which has taken over

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Being a Liverpool FC fan, these days PMS stands for

Pre-Match Stress

(Although we did have a good result at the weekend against Wolves )
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feeling fine at the moment where are my kleenex, and why do i become such an emotional wreck and know logically that this blubbering heap is really not me but some other alien force which has taken over

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Arlene - very important expert advice...
you need chocolate... immediately... if you don't have it, you cannot be held responsible for your actions. Once you have achieved your chocolate fix, everything will be OK again!!!
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And that includes other people's crimbo presents, tree choccies, stocking fillers and any other chocolate within a 10 miles radius!
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Arlene - very important expert advice...
you need chocolate... immediately... if you don't have it, you cannot be held responsible for your actions. Once you have achieved your chocolate fix, everything will be OK again!!!
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And that includes other people's crimbo presents, tree choccies, stocking fillers and any other chocolate within a 10 miles radius!
PS Warning...
watching sad things on TV or speaking to in laws will counteract the effect of the chocolate, meaning that you will need to double the dosage. :lecture:
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Anyone else weird out there like me? I don't get the famous chocolate craving, I just get a craving for potatoes! Apparently its something to do with the starch in them - chips, roast potatoes, and crisps! Crisps by the tonne - I can eat my way through half a dozen of those little packets and still want more; only for about a week each month but its quite strange.
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Originally posted by arlene
14 Things PMS Stands For


Pass My Shotgun

Psychotic Mood Shift

Perpetual Munching Spree

Puffy Mid-Section

People Make Me Sick

Provide Me with Sweets

Pardon My Sobbing

Pimples May Surface

Pass My Sweatpants

Pissy Mood Syndrome

Plainly; Men Suck

Pack My Stuff

Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

or at this very delicate time for women when we say we are fine what does it really mean


F. FUSTRATED
I. INSECURE
N. NEUROTIC
E. EMOTIONAL

arlene
My beloved would say PMS = Poor Man Suffering
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Originally posted by Pollyana
Anyone else weird out there like me? I don't get the famous chocolate craving, I just get a craving for potatoes! Apparently its something to do with the starch in them - chips, roast potatoes, and crisps! Crisps by the tonne - I can eat my way through half a dozen of those little packets and still want more; only for about a week each month but its quite strange.

Me too! Frazzles and McDonalds fries - I have been known to drive 20minutes to get to the nearest McDonalds for fries - I am in fact trying to supress a desire for them this second!!!
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Originally posted by Pollyana
Anyone else weird out there like me? I don't get the famous chocolate craving, I just get a craving for potatoes! Apparently its something to do with the starch in them - chips, roast potatoes, and crisps! Crisps by the tonne - I can eat my way through half a dozen of those little packets and still want more; only for about a week each month but its quite strange.
Hi Pollyana
me neither, don't ever crave it although i do smoke so maybe my taste buds are missing! i do crave cheese though, had to cut down my cholesterol levels so not supposed to have dairy products - only low low fat, and edam is just not the same as Strenght 5 cheese
Alrene: Hope that you are feeling better and not suffering too badly, i feel like this most days due to having a teenage daughter, an angel of an 11 year old and the stress of migrating!!!
take care
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