Go Back  British Expats > Living & Moving Abroad > Europe > Italy > Al Fresco
Reload this Page >

Things you are only allowed to say at Xmas. (Might not pass the censor)

Things you are only allowed to say at Xmas. (Might not pass the censor)

Reply

Old Dec 20th 2017, 5:32 pm
  #1  
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Mar 2013
Location: Provincia di Treviso
Posts: 42
Plan B has a brilliant futurePlan B has a brilliant futurePlan B has a brilliant futurePlan B has a brilliant futurePlan B has a brilliant futurePlan B has a brilliant futurePlan B has a brilliant futurePlan B has a brilliant future
Default Things you are only allowed to say at Xmas. (Might not pass the censor)

1 . I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat!
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
Plan B is online now  
Reply With Quote
Old Dec 21st 2017, 3:00 pm
  #2  
BE Enthusiast
 
Joined: Oct 2016
Location: Teramo, Abruzzo
Posts: 475
Geordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond reputeGeordieborn has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Things you are only allowed to say at Xmas. (Might not pass the censor)

"Ooh You Are Awful"
Geordieborn is offline  
Reply With Quote

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement