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Old Nov 8th 2012, 1:11 pm
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No, wait... Sorry...I'm thinking of Red Wine and Port. It's alcohol that does all that shit. Nevermind.
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Old Nov 8th 2012, 1:13 pm
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I'll have what he's drinking please
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Old Nov 21st 2012, 7:53 am
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Sadly I think my family are a bunch of racists.

I started dating a black girl recently, so I decided to bring her home to meet the family.

The kids wouldn't talk to her and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.
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Old Nov 21st 2012, 8:13 am
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Sadly I think my family are a bunch of racists.

I started dating a black girl recently, so I decided to bring her home to meet the family.

The kids wouldn't talk to her and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.
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Old Nov 22nd 2012, 9:18 am
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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=3649169309116

not a joke as such but I nearly fell out of my chair
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Old Nov 22nd 2012, 10:01 am
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Originally Posted by Garbatellamike
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=3649169309116

not a joke as such but I nearly fell out of my chair
Brilliant..
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And another funny, click to read
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Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican .

After receiving the Papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers
'Your Eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate
$100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us
this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee.'

The Pope responds, 'That is impossible. The prayer is the word of the Lord.
It must not be changed.'

'Well,' said the Nescafe man, 'we anticipated your reluctance. For this
reason we will increase our offer to $300 million.'

'My son, it is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and
it must not be changed.'

The Nescafe guy says, 'Your Holiness, we at Nescafe respect your
adherence to the faith, but we do have one final offer, we will
donate $500 million - that's half a billion dollars - to the great Catholic
Church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this
day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee.' Please
consider it.'

And he leaves.


The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals.

'There is some good news,' he announces, 'and some bad news. The good
news is that the Church will come into $500 million.'

'And the bad news your Holiness?' asks a Cardinal?

'We're losing the Hovis account!'
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Old Nov 27th 2012, 6:37 am
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Old Nov 28th 2012, 9:49 am
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Originally Posted by Garbatellamike
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=3649169309116

not a joke as such but I nearly fell out of my chair
sooooo funny, serve him right!
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Old Nov 28th 2012, 9:51 am
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And another funny, click to read
don't blame him!
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Old Nov 28th 2012, 9:53 am
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Originally Posted by Garbatellamike
Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican .

After receiving the Papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers
'Your Eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate
$100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us
this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee.'

The Pope responds, 'That is impossible. The prayer is the word of the Lord.
It must not be changed.'

'Well,' said the Nescafe man, 'we anticipated your reluctance. For this
reason we will increase our offer to $300 million.'

'My son, it is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and
it must not be changed.'

The Nescafe guy says, 'Your Holiness, we at Nescafe respect your
adherence to the faith, but we do have one final offer, we will
donate $500 million - that's half a billion dollars - to the great Catholic
Church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this
day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee.' Please
consider it.'

And he leaves.


The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals.

'There is some good news,' he announces, 'and some bad news. The good
news is that the Church will come into $500 million.'

'And the bad news your Holiness?' asks a Cardinal?

'We're losing the Hovis account!'
You're brave, mocking the Catholic church in Italy!
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Old Nov 29th 2012, 12:12 pm
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Old Nov 29th 2012, 1:03 pm
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Originally Posted by pugliese
You're brave, mocking the Catholic church in Italy!
Aha but I did the quiz and Italy has no official religion
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