American toilets
May 1st 2012, 8:34 pm
#46
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Re: American toilets
May 1st 2012, 8:43 pm
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Re: American toilets
Here too.. I used the restroom in Mickey D's recently and it had one.. somewhere in New York, can't remember which town. They have them in a lot of highway rest areas, visitor centers etc. too.
May 2nd 2012, 6:06 pm
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Re: American toilets
It also bothers me when two men walk into the bathroom having a conversation and one goes to the urinal, other to a stall and they carry on talking. Or answering the phone when taking a dump. Or hacking snot and spitting in the sink/urinal.. always gross me out
May 2nd 2012, 6:14 pm
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Re: American toilets
This thread needed puns.
May 2nd 2012, 6:25 pm
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May 2nd 2012, 6:36 pm
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Re: American toilets
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you going?” I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah, not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?” Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo… How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time …
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.”
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you going?” I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah, not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?” Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo… How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time …
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.”
May 2nd 2012, 6:37 pm
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Re: American toilets
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you going?” I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah, not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?” Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo… How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time …
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.”
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you going?” I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah, not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?” Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo… How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time …
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.”
May 2nd 2012, 6:38 pm
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Re: American toilets
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you going?” I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah, not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?” Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo… How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time …
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.”
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you going?” I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah, not too bad thanks.”
After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?” Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo… How about yourself?”
I then heard the voice for the third time …
“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some d*ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say.”
May 2nd 2012, 6:46 pm
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Re: American toilets
I can't be the only person who struggles when wiping, and the end of the toilet roll goes in the dirty water (due to the ridiculously high water level) and then slaps back up on your bottom.... can I?
May 2nd 2012, 6:53 pm
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Re: American toilets
The end of the toilet roll?!
May 2nd 2012, 6:56 pm
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Re: American toilets
What?? I just don't get this scenario at all. Do you have a video to share?
May 2nd 2012, 7:15 pm
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Re: American toilets
Oh lord!! I hope not!!