funny emails and general chit chat.
Nov 3rd 2007, 9:44 pm
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Nov 3rd 2007, 9:52 pm
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Nov 3rd 2007, 10:08 pm
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Nov 3rd 2007, 10:20 pm
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Nov 3rd 2007, 10:21 pm
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Nov 3rd 2007, 10:39 pm
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Nov 4th 2007, 1:34 am
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Guy had what he thought was the greatest tattoo
ever......
Until He wound up
in jail.Now he's... THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN PRISON
ever......
Until He wound up
in jail.Now he's... THE MOST POPULAR GUY IN PRISON
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Nov 4th 2007, 12:55 pm
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A man who lives in the middle of nowhere rings up his local police station on 999 and says "quick send someone quick I think there's two fellas have just broke into my garden shed."
The cop of the other end says "sorry sir its Saturday night its very busy we just don't have anybody available can you maybe deal with it yourself?"
The man says "leave it with me."
Five minutes later the man rings back and says "its OK you don't need to send anybody now,it was two fellas burgling my shed and I've shot them both."
Within 5 minutes there were 4 police cars outside his house and two helicopters hovering overhead,the cops caught the two burglers.
Cop says to the man "I thought you said you'd shot them?"
Man says "I thought you said you'd no one available?"
The cop of the other end says "sorry sir its Saturday night its very busy we just don't have anybody available can you maybe deal with it yourself?"
The man says "leave it with me."
Five minutes later the man rings back and says "its OK you don't need to send anybody now,it was two fellas burgling my shed and I've shot them both."
Within 5 minutes there were 4 police cars outside his house and two helicopters hovering overhead,the cops caught the two burglers.
Cop says to the man "I thought you said you'd shot them?"
Man says "I thought you said you'd no one available?"
Nov 4th 2007, 1:17 pm
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Nov 4th 2007, 3:08 pm
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Nov 5th 2007, 11:46 pm
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Woo Hoo,,!!! got me new specs..i can see clearly now the rain has gone
And if i do say so my self i cut a dashing figure in them,,,Some where between Sean Connery and Mr Magoo
And if i do say so my self i cut a dashing figure in them,,,Some where between Sean Connery and Mr Magoo
Nov 6th 2007, 12:54 pm
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Nov 6th 2007, 1:22 pm
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Nov 6th 2007, 2:52 pm
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How do you know when your wife is messing around with a Canadian truck Driver?
When you come back after a week on the road and he is still trying to back out of the driveway.
When you come back after a week on the road and he is still trying to back out of the driveway.
Nov 6th 2007, 7:34 pm
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WORLDS GREATEST TRUCK DRIVER......
The world's greatest truck driver was driving along a country lane late one night when his truck broke down. So he headed towards an old farmhouse and knocked on the door. "Hello," Kurt says, "I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and my truck has broken down, I wonder could I have a bed for the night?"
"Well," says Norm, "there's only two rooms, myself and the wife in one, and my nineteen year old daughter in the other." "Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a bed for the night, your daughter will be safe." Kurt says. "All right,"
Norm replies and they all go to bed.
At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard in the next room banging against the wall. He got up and looked in, there was the truck driver driving it into his daughter, with his bare butt going up and down.
So, Norm went down stairs and loaded the shotgun. He snuck into the room and pointed the gun at the trucker. "All right, then," he says, "if you're the greatest truck driver in the world, reverse out of there with a full load!!
"Well," says Norm, "there's only two rooms, myself and the wife in one, and my nineteen year old daughter in the other." "Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a bed for the night, your daughter will be safe." Kurt says. "All right,"
Norm replies and they all go to bed.
At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard in the next room banging against the wall. He got up and looked in, there was the truck driver driving it into his daughter, with his bare butt going up and down.
So, Norm went down stairs and loaded the shotgun. He snuck into the room and pointed the gun at the trucker. "All right, then," he says, "if you're the greatest truck driver in the world, reverse out of there with a full load!!