Woman trying to reserve a parking spot by standing in it - what would you do?
Sep 17th 2015, 5:06 pm
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Re: Woman trying to reserve a parking spot by standing in it - what would you do?
At the very least, she at least needs to be called out on what a jizz-cock she is before either driving off, running her over, or shooting her.
Sep 17th 2015, 5:09 pm
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Re: Woman trying to reserve a parking spot by standing in it - what would you do?
I think I would have quite cheerfully backed over her.
Sep 17th 2015, 5:13 pm
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Re: Woman trying to reserve a parking spot by standing in it - what would you do?
Too much effort required there.
There is a completely different way to take it though, if you were able to find a space not too far away, and had the time, you could show up and stand next to her, explaining that you're holding it for someone as well and when both drivers arrive, they can fight to the death for the spot. It'd be interesting to see how far that one could be taken. Bonus points if you can text a friend to play along and show up in their car
There is a completely different way to take it though, if you were able to find a space not too far away, and had the time, you could show up and stand next to her, explaining that you're holding it for someone as well and when both drivers arrive, they can fight to the death for the spot. It'd be interesting to see how far that one could be taken. Bonus points if you can text a friend to play along and show up in their car
Sep 17th 2015, 5:21 pm
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Sep 17th 2015, 5:21 pm
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Re: Woman trying to reserve a parking spot by standing in it - what would you do?
) it is illegal to discharge a firearm from within a vehicle.
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Sep 17th 2015, 5:22 pm
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Sep 17th 2015, 5:24 pm
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Re: Woman trying to reserve a parking spot by standing in it - what would you do?
It's not worth trying to secure the space the woman is reserving for another driver....you may come back to your car to find that a tyre has been let down or someone has keyed the paintwork...
Sep 17th 2015, 5:27 pm
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Re: Woman trying to reserve a parking spot by standing in it - what would you do?
Though people that actually do the keying and whatnot are twuntflanges of the highest order.
Sep 17th 2015, 7:44 pm
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Re: Woman trying to reserve a parking spot by standing in it - what would you do?
Run her over...a few times...just to be safe, in case she had a gun.
Then shoot her.
In the face.
Then shoot her.
In the face.
