View Poll Results: What do you do?
Answer the door, I'm naive enough to believe they might bang me if I buy something.
1
6.67%
Answer the door, but only to perv at them.
7
46.67%
Ignore them, I'm asexual.
0
0%
Ignore them, but that was a worth addition to the spank bank.
3
20.00%
Ignore them, the OH may be watching...
2
13.33%
Ignore them, the OH bangs me enough.
2
13.33%
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Sexy salesperson at the door
Nov 13th 2013, 6:04 pm
#1
Grumpy Know-it-all
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Sexy salesperson at the door
So the doorbell rings despite your clearly posted: "no soliciting sign" and you look through the spy hole and/or window... what do you do?
(We assume for the purposes of this poll that the person ringing the doorbell is of the opposite/same sex to you depending on your sexual preference.)
(We assume for the purposes of this poll that the person ringing the doorbell is of the opposite/same sex to you depending on your sexual preference.)
Nov 13th 2013, 6:07 pm
#2
Grumpy Know-it-all
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Re: Sexy salesperson at the door
Worthy addition, can't seem to edit polls.
Nov 13th 2013, 6:12 pm
#3
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Joined: Aug 2009
Location: Houston, Tx
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Re: Sexy salesperson at the door
No sexy woman has ever knocked at the door trying to sell me stuff. Ever. It's normally middle aged men.
They normally get the door grumpily shut on them.
Question - why is it that they always come at the worst time?!
Whilst my kid is sleeping - doorbell rings, dog barks, kid wakes up, doesn't go back to sleep
In the middle of dinner.
In the middle of sex (clearly this gets ignored but still...)
They normally get the door grumpily shut on them.
Question - why is it that they always come at the worst time?!
Whilst my kid is sleeping - doorbell rings, dog barks, kid wakes up, doesn't go back to sleep
In the middle of dinner.
In the middle of sex (clearly this gets ignored but still...)
Nov 13th 2013, 6:12 pm
#4
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Re: Sexy salesperson at the door
Mmm, "just got up and look like s--t" maybe should have been an option. 
Nov 13th 2013, 6:43 pm
#5
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Posts: 14,049
Re: Sexy salesperson at the door
If it's Catherine Zeta-Jones pitching T-Mobile, I open the door and say, "Yes ma'am, where do I sign?"
Regards, JEff
Regards, JEff
So the doorbell rings despite your clearly posted: "no soliciting sign" and you look through the spy hole and/or window... what do you do?
(We assume for the purposes of this poll that the person ringing the doorbell is of the opposite/same sex to you depending on your sexual preference.)
(We assume for the purposes of this poll that the person ringing the doorbell is of the opposite/same sex to you depending on your sexual preference.)
Nov 13th 2013, 7:01 pm
#6
BE Enthusiast
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 341
Re: Sexy salesperson at the door
Where's the 'ignore them, anyone who knows me comes in the back door' (no innuendos please) option?
Nov 13th 2013, 7:57 pm
#8
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Re: Sexy salesperson at the door
I find that actually speaking to sexy strangers tends to ruin the illusion somewhat so obviously, I'd store it for later in the visual wank bank and not answer the door.
Nov 13th 2013, 8:57 pm
#9
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Re: Sexy salesperson at the door
You don't just shoot them?
How else are you supposed to fill that compost?
How else are you supposed to fill that compost?
Nov 13th 2013, 8:59 pm
#10
I have a comma problem
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Nov 13th 2013, 10:53 pm
#11
The worse half of Weeze
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Nov 13th 2013, 11:08 pm
#12
I have a comma problem
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Nov 13th 2013, 11:41 pm
#13
Joined: Dec 2001
Location: Dixie, ex UK
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Re: Sexy salesperson at the door
Last edited by Pulaski; Nov 13th 2013 at 11:46 pm.
Nov 15th 2013, 3:33 am
#15
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Re: Sexy salesperson at the door
I would open the door and listen to them , and then tell them sorry but I am not interested ; unless ofcourse the product really is the cat's meow.