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Old Mar 22nd 2007, 3:16 pm
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Sorry to say that this is from my hometown paper in Scotland.
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Old Mar 22nd 2007, 6:23 pm
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Default Re: Pub Bars Man for farting....

Originally Posted by HoosierDaddy
Sorry to say that this is from my hometown paper in Scotland.
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You can’t just have one guy sitting there farting his day away and nobody else coming in.


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Old Mar 22nd 2007, 6:27 pm
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Default Re: Pub Bars Man for farting....

Originally Posted by HoosierDaddy
Sorry to say that this is from my hometown paper in Scotland.
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I was told that pub is the local spot for a certain kind of 'lady'. Perhaps he was scaring off the customers in more way than one.
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Old Mar 22nd 2007, 7:31 pm
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Default Re: Pub Bars Man for farting....

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I was told that pub is the local spot for a certain kind of 'lady'. Perhaps he was scaring off the customers in more way than one.
First they came for the smokers, then they came for the farters, next will be the belchers and the BO ridden. I knew it was a slippery slope.
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First they came for the smokers, then they came for the farters, next will be the belchers and the BO ridden. I knew it was a slippery slope.
They mentioned in there, the BO ridden were being sent for showers.

But what's after that?
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Old Mar 22nd 2007, 8:52 pm
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Default Re: Pub Bars Man for farting....

Originally Posted by HoosierDaddy
Sorry to say that this is from my hometown paper in Scotland.
Manky get...

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Thanks for that, that's the best laugh I've had in ages. I like the bit where the landlord says, "Stewart, that's the last fart you'll do in this pub."

Low comedy! Worthy of Shakespeare...

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Old Mar 23rd 2007, 2:05 am
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Think he must have been mid fart when they took his photo
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that was funny. He's a stock assistant at Harvey Nicks - imagine him bending down to get stuff off the lower shelves!
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Default Re: Pub Bars Man for farting....

Originally Posted by HoosierDaddy
Sorry to say that this is from my hometown paper in Scotland.
Manky get...

One too many
I love the horrific realisation that people might have been breathing his "ass air" in for years but couldn't tell because the cigarette smoke was stronger.
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