Help with couth wife being uncouth at the dinner table
#31
Re: Help with couth wife being uncouth at the dinner table
Back in the '80's I worked for a Danish based porcelain company which employed several Danes and one Brit on work visas. All but the Brit ate their burgers with a knife and fork, as well as their pizza.
#32
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We have tried to explain "the bread exception" to little Miss P - most things that can be eaten in one's hands are breads of some sort - sandwiches, burgers, toast, biscuits/scones, cake, doughnuts, bread rolls, etc. Pizza is a grey area.
#33
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Re: Help with couth wife being uncouth at the dinner table
Normal thin crust pepperoni type deal - hands are all good. I tend to eat deep dish with a knife and fork though, unless it's cold leftovers, then it stays together better in the hand.
#34
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Children learn by example ... so show the little miss.
#35
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Oh, we did. She was a joy to behold at 2 years old (upto her second birthday), she was quite proficient with a spoon and a fork, following mummy and daddy's example.
Two weeks later she started daycare and within a week had table manners no better then those of a chimpanzee! It took a good six years to get her back into the same ballpark that she was in on her second birthday.
Today she can use a knife and fork perfectly well, but sometimes has to be reminded to use proper table manners, and some of her classmates, notably but not exclusively boys, still follow the "chimps tea party" model of table manners.
Two weeks later she started daycare and within a week had table manners no better then those of a chimpanzee! It took a good six years to get her back into the same ballpark that she was in on her second birthday.
Today she can use a knife and fork perfectly well, but sometimes has to be reminded to use proper table manners, and some of her classmates, notably but not exclusively boys, still follow the "chimps tea party" model of table manners.
#36
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Ironic that I had a European raised mother and she did not teach us the European style of handling utensils. I learned during my years with the Danish subsidiary and emulating my co-workers. My children use American style as do all 4 grandchildren. Doesn't bother any of us as long as they eat without speaking with their mouths full, don't reach across the table for items that should be passed, don't fidget and don't act like chimps
I've observed many Irish in my old neighborhood using the two utensils at once method and frankly, I was appalled at the way they held their knives and particularly, their forks. It was downright painful to watch them shoveling food into their mouths with their left hands with their tines up.
I use both methods of eating styles depending on the company I'm with. I would no more call attention to the fact that they are using their utensils incorrectly (read that as American style) then telling them that their noses are too big for their faces and that their teeth are horrid and they should call a dentist immediately.
To some Americans watching a European eat with 2 utensils at the same time makes it appear that they are afraid someone is going to steal their knife or fork or that they are so hungry they can't get the food into their mouths fast enough.
I've observed many Irish in my old neighborhood using the two utensils at once method and frankly, I was appalled at the way they held their knives and particularly, their forks. It was downright painful to watch them shoveling food into their mouths with their left hands with their tines up.
I use both methods of eating styles depending on the company I'm with. I would no more call attention to the fact that they are using their utensils incorrectly (read that as American style) then telling them that their noses are too big for their faces and that their teeth are horrid and they should call a dentist immediately.
To some Americans watching a European eat with 2 utensils at the same time makes it appear that they are afraid someone is going to steal their knife or fork or that they are so hungry they can't get the food into their mouths fast enough.
#38
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This thread is such an eye-opener! I truly had no idea that there were 'American' or 'European' styles, so to speak, in which to handle cutlery. All's fair, of course - it's not a big deal, so long as nobody's eating with their mouth open. I did think my husband was a little uncouth in his manners! But I judge him a little less now (and myself a little more - I really did think that I was polite and doing it 'right', while he was merely uncivilised ).
It never would have occurred to me that this is a cultural thing. I feel like I'll be watching my brother- and sister-in-law over dinner tomorrow, now, to see how they do it!
It never would have occurred to me that this is a cultural thing. I feel like I'll be watching my brother- and sister-in-law over dinner tomorrow, now, to see how they do it!
#40
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.... It never would have occurred to me that this is a cultural thing. I feel like I'll be watching my brother- and sister-in-law over dinner tomorrow, now, to see how they do it!
Apparently being able to use a different piece of cutlery in each hand simultaneously is seen as some sort of superhuman achievement.
Given the reluctance of most Americans to deal with two of three different foot pedals requiring different movements simultaneously with doing different things with each hand simultaneously, and simultaneously with juggling the pedals with your feet, while not looking at what any of your limbs are doing, we should hardly be surprised!
Last edited by Pulaski; Dec 8th 2017 at 8:06 pm.
#41
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Actually my niece does this for her toddlers. Cuts up the spaghetti and they eat it with a spoon.
In our household we rarely eat spaghetti and prefer shaped pasta. The only time we use spaghetti is if I make an alfredo type sauce with asparagus and prosuitto <sp>
#42
Re: Help with couth wife being uncouth at the dinner table
This thread is such an eye-opener! I truly had no idea that there were 'American' or 'European' styles, so to speak, in which to handle cutlery. All's fair, of course - it's not a big deal, so long as nobody's eating with their mouth open. I did think my husband was a little uncouth in his manners! But I judge him a little less now (and myself a little more - I really did think that I was polite and doing it 'right', while he was merely uncivilised ).
It never would have occurred to me that this is a cultural thing. I feel like I'll be watching my brother- and sister-in-law over dinner tomorrow, now, to see how they do it!
It never would have occurred to me that this is a cultural thing. I feel like I'll be watching my brother- and sister-in-law over dinner tomorrow, now, to see how they do it!
Guess when you were visiting your hubby you were so enthralled with just being with him that you never watched his table manners
#43
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Why would you have the tines on your fork turned down if you wanted to carry anything on them? You English have a lot to answer for.
Edit: I assume an English farmer who uses pitchforks would know how to use one.
Edit: I assume an English farmer who uses pitchforks would know how to use one.
Last edited by caretaker; Dec 8th 2017 at 8:07 pm. Reason: la raison d'edit
#45
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Carry and stab aren't the same thing. I'm eating right now, and I know what the hell I'm doing.
Last edited by caretaker; Dec 8th 2017 at 8:38 pm.