Department of Ineffective Excuses

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Aug 5th 2017, 11:33 am

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Department of Ineffective Excuses

Horrific events in Greater Manchester

Woman shot in vagina in sex game gone wrong - BBC News

Had to think about this sentence, though.

"A search of the house found a partially scrawled note denying knowledge of the shooting, the court heard."

First, the note was partially scrawled; and the remainder was .... typed? written in a neat hand? Then, is writing a note denying knowledge of a crime really that effective a strategy??

Aug 6th 2017, 3:47 am

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Re: Department of Ineffective Excuses

And in a town not too far away from that incident it would appear that McDonald's are trialling their latest menu offering, meat and two veg ...

Naked man scares McDonalds customers by injecting drugs into scrotum | Metro News

Aug 6th 2017, 4:05 am

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Re: Department of Ineffective Excuses

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Originally Posted by zzrmark

I was about to say that's a nice couple of stories to kick off a WTF back home thread, but then I realized that the second story was about a scouser, so that doesn't really count.

Aug 6th 2017, 7:13 am

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

I was about to say that's a nice couple of stories to kick off a WTF back home thread, but then I realized that the second story was about a scouser, so that doesn't really count.

Yeah I looked for the WTF back home thread, before creating a new thread, but didn't find it