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robin1234 Aug 5th 2017 11:33 am

Department of Ineffective Excuses
 
Horrific events in Greater Manchester

Woman shot in vagina in sex game gone wrong - BBC News

Had to think about this sentence, though.

"A search of the house found a partially scrawled note denying knowledge of the shooting, the court heard."

First, the note was partially scrawled; and the remainder was .... typed? written in a neat hand? Then, is writing a note denying knowledge of a crime really that effective a strategy??

zzrmark Aug 6th 2017 3:47 am

Re: Department of Ineffective Excuses
 
And in a town not too far away from that incident it would appear that McDonald's are trialling their latest menu offering, meat and two veg ...

Naked man scares McDonalds customers by injecting drugs into scrotum | Metro News

Pulaski Aug 6th 2017 4:05 am

Re: Department of Ineffective Excuses
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 12310267)
And in a town not too far away from that incident it would appear that McDonald's are trialling their latest menu offering, meat and two veg ...

Naked man scares McDonalds customers by injecting drugs into scrotum

I was about to say that's a nice couple of stories to kick off a WTF back home thread, but then I realized that the second story was about a scouser, so that doesn't really count. :rolleyes:

robin1234 Aug 6th 2017 7:13 am

Re: Department of Ineffective Excuses
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 12310268)
I was about to say that's a nice couple of stories to kick off a WTF back home thread, but then I realized that the second story was about a scouser, so that doesn't really count. :rolleyes:

Yeah I looked for the WTF back home thread, before creating a new thread, but didn't find it :unsure:

robin1234 Aug 6th 2017 7:18 am

Re: Department of Ineffective Excuses
 

Originally Posted by zzrmark (Post 12310267)
And in a town not too far away from that incident it would appear that McDonald's are trialling their latest menu offering, meat and two veg ...

Naked man scares McDonalds customers by injecting drugs into scrotum | Metro News

The way Metro News reports this story raises more questions than it answers.

mikelincs Aug 6th 2017 9:19 am

Re: Department of Ineffective Excuses
 

Originally Posted by robin1234 (Post 12310367)
Yeah I looked for the WTF back home thread, before creating a new thread, but didn't find it :unsure:

It's here now...

http://britishexpats.com/forum/loung...ack-uk-901242/

:rofl::rofl:


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