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Old Apr 20th 2016, 5:57 pm   #31
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My OH has a problem.. He never listens to anyone ,and he has limited spacial awareness.and patience
Today he put his 'handicap' into action on the golf course .I was returning my club to the caddy in the back of the golf cart when he decided 'enough of this hanging around' and drove off- over my foot.!!! When I yelped,he drove back onto it and remained there..Screaming did have an effect - eventually.. Is there a cure for this ? anyone? Or do I really have to have him put down
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Old Apr 20th 2016, 6:03 pm   #32
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The only 'eating disorder ' he had was his mother and father giving him sausage and chips!! whats wrong with people? Can' they say NO ? A day or two of no food and he would have been happy to eat the carpet
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Old Apr 20th 2016, 6:09 pm   #33
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The only 'eating disorder ' he had was his mother and father giving him sausage and chips!! whats wrong with people? Can' they say NO ? A day or two of no food and he would have been happy to eat the carpet
Why has the DM printed an article written for The Onion?
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Why has the DM printed an article written for The Onion?
It wouldn't be the first time...
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Old Apr 20th 2016, 6:42 pm   #35
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The only 'eating disorder ' he had was his mother and father giving him sausage and chips!! whats wrong with people? Can' they say NO ? A day or two of no food and he would have been happy to eat the carpet
A friend of my son, who I knew when they both stayed with me in Abu Dhabi, never ate any vegetables apart from chips, and hadn't done so since about the age of 10. Even with a burger he'd remove the lettuce and slices of gherkin. He was then in his late teens, and was, not surprisingly, a bit spotty. His father was a GP. (Mind you, I've met a few odd GPs.)
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Nothing wrong with sausage and chips.

Perfectly fine balance of vegetable, protein and cereal. Yum.
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Nothing wrong with sausage and chips.

Perfectly fine balance of vegetable, protein and cereal. Yum.
Add some baked beans and it's even healthier.
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Why wasn't the sausage in the story battered?
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Why wasn't the sausage in the story battered?
OK, now I want battered sausage from my old chippy. It'll be a long wait until our next holiday over
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Why wasn't the sausage in the story battered?
Because it didn't get into a car with Chris Brown.
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OK, now I want battered sausage from my old chippy. It'll be a long wait until our next holiday over
I had one last week. I should have packed a few and brought them back.
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I had one last week. I should have packed a few and brought them back.
I'll take waiting a year over cold, second-hand sausages
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Pre-owned.
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"Gently battered" seems like an oxymoron.
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