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Old Oct 9th 2009, 7:37 pm   #1
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Has anybody tried this device yet

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steven A. Shubin who was going through forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy. He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
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No, let us know how it goes.
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Old Oct 9th 2009, 9:59 pm   #3
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What is stealth?
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Worst job ever, professional fleshlight cleaner.
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The willy gets undetectable to radar?
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Fleshlight® Sensations

Our fleshlights come in 6 different sensations. Original, Speed Bump, Super Ribbed, Super Tight, Ultra Tight and Wonder Wave. Please select which sensation you would like to see.


Speed bump? is that for when you have the house to yourself for the whole afternoon?
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Has anybody tried this device yet

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steven A. Shubin who was going through forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy. He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
One wonders how you would come across such a thing.
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Cnut in a can

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The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer (and SWAT team member) Steven A. Shubin who was going through forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy. He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight
How did you come to stumble across such a thing,popup?
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Ray's patent attorney rang him, to say there may be a problem.
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