Men are like?

moondevil · Oct 29th 2007, 9:20 pm

?For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ..Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Surrey Expat · Oct 29th 2007, 9:29 pm

manghams · Oct 30th 2007, 1:16 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by gill_andy_grew

?For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ..Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Oh so true

kate white · Oct 30th 2007, 2:22 pm

you just know guys hate it when women are always right

and they do nag back so I can see it coming

flashman · Oct 30th 2007, 2:53 pm

After visiting a friend in hospital who was on life support I told my wife that I never wanted to rely on liquids and electrical devices for my survival.

So she unplugged the TV and threw my beer out of the fridge!

kate white · Oct 30th 2007, 3:09 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashman

After visiting a friend in hospital who was on life support I told my wife that I never wanted to rely on liquids and electrical devices for my survival.

So she unplugged the TV and threw my beer out of the fridge!

well you did say liquids

moondevil · Oct 30th 2007, 4:16 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashman

After visiting a friend in hospital who was on life support I told my wife that I never wanted to rely on liquids and electrical devices for my survival.

So she unplugged the TV and threw my beer out of the fridge!

Ill remember that one for the other half

Oct 29th 2007, 9:29 pm	#2
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kate white Lloydminster AB kate white's Blog Joined: Dec 2006 Location: Alberta Posts: 2,059	Re: Men are like? you just know guys hate it when women are always rightand they do nag back so I can see it coming

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flashman Senior Member Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Eastern Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,967	Re: Men are like? After visiting a friend in hospital who was on life support I told my wife that I never wanted to rely on liquids and electrical devices for my survival. So she unplugged the TV and threw my beer out of the fridge! __________________ Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things (George Carlin)

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Oct 29th 2007, 9:20 pm	#1
moondevil	Men are like? ?For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.