Dear John
Oct 12th 2007, 5:29 am
#1
little snowy owl
Thread Starter
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,921
Dear John
Read the letter first!!
>To my darling husband,
>
>Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know
>about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
>into the driveway.
>
>Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't
>worry too much about me.
>
>I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
>accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
>
>The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
>halt when it bumped into your car.
>
>I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
>will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
>sweetheart.
>
>I am enclosing a picture for you.
>I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
>
>Your loving
>wife.
>XXX
>
>P.S. Your girlfriend called.
>
>
>
>
>
>(See attached file: image0011.jpg)
image0011.jpg
>To my darling husband,
>
>Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know
>about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
>into the driveway.
>
>Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't
>worry too much about me.
>
>I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
>accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
>
>The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
>halt when it bumped into your car.
>
>I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
>will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
>sweetheart.
>
>I am enclosing a picture for you.
>I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
>
>Your loving
>wife.
>XXX
>
>P.S. Your girlfriend called.
>
>
>
>
>
>(See attached file: image0011.jpg)
image0011.jpg
Oct 12th 2007, 3:32 pm
#2
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: Cochrane, Alberta
Posts: 7,861
Re: Dear John
Oct 12th 2007, 6:03 pm
#3
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 1,457
Re: Dear John
Read the letter first!!
>To my darling husband,
>
>Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know
>about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
>into the driveway.
>
>Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't
>worry too much about me.
>
>I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
>accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
>
>The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
>halt when it bumped into your car.
>
>I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
>will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
>sweetheart.
>
>I am enclosing a picture for you.
>I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
>
>Your loving
>wife.
>XXX
>
>P.S. Your girlfriend called.
>
>
>
>
>
>(See attached file: image0011.jpg)
image0011.jpg
>To my darling husband,
>
>Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know
>about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
>into the driveway.
>
>Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't
>worry too much about me.
>
>I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
>accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
>
>The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a
>halt when it bumped into your car.
>
>I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
>will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
>sweetheart.
>
>I am enclosing a picture for you.
>I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
>
>Your loving
>wife.
>XXX
>
>P.S. Your girlfriend called.
>
>
>
>
>
>(See attached file: image0011.jpg)
image0011.jpg
Oct 13th 2007, 12:26 am
#4
Joined: Feb 2006
Location: Red Deer, Alberta
Posts: 10,612
Re: Dear John
Brilliant!
Oct 13th 2007, 12:43 am
#5
Born again atheist
Joined: Jul 2005
Location: Europe (to be specified).
Posts: 30,259
Re: Dear John
Goddam women drivers.
<where's me coat?>
<where's me coat?>
Oct 13th 2007, 2:54 am
#6
Now on Vancouver Island
Joined: Feb 2005
Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 6,935
Re: Dear John
Oct 13th 2007, 4:14 am
#7
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 15,883
Re: Dear John
You know Calgal is going to really ticked that you posted a picture of her garage. 
I'll be getting me coat now.
I'll be getting me coat now.
Oct 14th 2007, 9:10 pm
#8
BE Enthusiast
Joined: Apr 2007
Location: From Kingston Upon Hull to Kingston in Ontario
Posts: 702
Re: Dear John
my kind of revenge!!!
