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Old Jul 30th 2005, 6:18 pm
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Hi Everyone,

If you are desperate to sell like we are then why not try the following, it cannot be any worse than what the so called "Estate Agents" are doing for us all.
Find yourself a red envelope and put the following in;
A piece of metal from the kitchen
Some earth from your garden
A piece of wood from your skirting board
Then throw the lot into a fast moving river.

Anything is worth a go at the moment.

Let us know how you get on.
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Originally Posted by Alan & Sonia
Hi Everyone,

If you are desperate to sell like we are then why not try the following, it cannot be any worse than what the so called "Estate Agents" are doing for us all.
Find yourself a red envelope and put the following in;
A piece of metal from the kitchen
Some earth from your garden
A piece of wood from your skirting board
Then throw the lot into a fast moving river.

Anything is worth a go at the moment.

Let us know how you get on.


Can I pretend I have done it??!! I certainly need some good luck to get an offer however we have no spare skirting and no fast moving river nearby!!


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i have printed them out and will let you know!!

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Originally Posted by Alan & Sonia
Hi Everyone,

If you are desperate to sell like we are then why not try the following, it cannot be any worse than what the so called "Estate Agents" are doing for us all.
Find yourself a red envelope and put the following in;
A piece of metal from the kitchen
Some earth from your garden
A piece of wood from your skirting board
Then throw the lot into a fast moving river.

Anything is worth a go at the moment.

Let us know how you get on.
Worth a go!!!!

Im off to get all the bits & pieces!!!

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Brilliant , but how fast is fast, lincolnshire rivers are to laid back to do fast, will the biggest and fastest of the area do, if so I am heading for the Trent

good luck

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Brilliant , but how fast is fast, lincolnshire rivers are to laid back to do fast, will the biggest and fastest of the area do, if so I am heading for the Trent

good luck

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Hopefully!!! I'm off to the Tweed!!!!

More woried about how to get the wood from the skirting board without it being noticed!!!!
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Originally Posted by halflinggirl2000
Brilliant , but how fast is fast, lincolnshire rivers are to laid back to do fast, will the biggest and fastest of the area do, if so I am heading for the Trent

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Don't know how fast the river has to be, but with themetal in it....the whole thing will sink anyway!!

Good luck everyone.
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Don't know how fast the river has to be, but with themetal in it....the whole thing will sink anyway!!

Good luck everyone.
Sounds very interesting but can you tell us how to get a bit of skirting off without it being noticed?? My other half is a joiner, but dont think he would appreciate me hacking a piece off
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I can vouch for this, as I have done it and its worked. We were trying to sell our house for over a year, did the above and got an offer for full asking price within 2 days.

A friend of mine is a qualified practitioner as gave us the advice.

A few important points:

- Take a "small" piece of wood, masonry or metal from kitchen - you don'y need to throw the kitchen sink in! - but is must be part of the kitchen
- Put in red envelop & seal
- You must throw the envelop into a river "upstream" of the property, preferably during a full moon

This symbolises to all that the house is for sale and sends positive energy to potential buyers...

Whether you believe it or not....what have you got to lose.

Plan B - watch house doctor!
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Originally Posted by RayZor

I can vouch for this, as I have done it and its worked. We were trying to sell our house for over a year, did the above and got an offer for full asking price within 2 days.

A friend of mine is a qualified practitioner as gave us the advice.

A few important points:

- Take a "small" piece of wood, masonry or metal from kitchen - you don'y need to throw the kitchen sink in! - but is must be part of the kitchen
- Put in red envelop & seal
- You must throw the envelop into a river "upstream" of the property, preferably during a full moon

This symbolises to all that the house is for sale and sends positive energy to potential buyers...

Whether you believe it or not....what have you got to lose.

Plan B - watch house doctor!
Oh ok

what about money frogs I have them around the house but not much happening yet
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Oh ok

what about money frogs I have them around the house but not much happening yet
Ok get this I have just sent my red envelope up the river as suggested watched it until it disappeared (unbelievably my other half chipped a bit of skirting board off with his chisel, to my horror )

I put a metal bottle stopper in (hope that suffices?) and earth from the garden.

We have come home and had a phone call from a rellie of his asking if he can view the house tom night!!!!

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Ok get this I have just sent my red envelope up the river as suggested watched it until it disappeared (unbelievably my other half chipped a bit of skirting board off with his chisel, to my horror )

I put a metal bottle stopper in (hope that suffices?) and earth from the garden.

We have come home and had a phone call from a rellie of his asking if he can view the house tom night!!!!

Possoms

OMG keep us posted!!!

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Originally Posted by possoms
Ok get this I have just sent my red envelope up the river as suggested watched it until it disappeared (unbelievably my other half chipped a bit of skirting board off with his chisel, to my horror )

I put a metal bottle stopper in (hope that suffices?) and earth from the garden.

We have come home and had a phone call from a rellie of his asking if he can view the house tom night!!!!

Possoms

Ooooerr!!! Good luck for tomorrow night then!! Think we shall have to try this - things are completely flat in our part of Somerset.
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Ok get this I have just sent my red envelope up the river as suggested watched it until it disappeared (unbelievably my other half chipped a bit of skirting board off with his chisel, to my horror )

I put a metal bottle stopper in (hope that suffices?) and earth from the garden.

We have come home and had a phone call from a rellie of his asking if he can view the house tom night!!!!

Possoms

OMG!!!

Really hope it works!!! We are off to launch the envelope tomorrow!!! Just hope we get a phone call too!!!
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Ok get this I have just sent my red envelope up the river as suggested watched it until it disappeared (unbelievably my other half chipped a bit of skirting board off with his chisel, to my horror )

I put a metal bottle stopper in (hope that suffices?) and earth from the garden.

We have come home and had a phone call from a rellie of his asking if he can view the house tom night!!!!

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If you sell....we ony expect 0.5% of the final sale price for the advice!!!!!

Keep us posted.
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