[Chopper-Chris]

OK folks, I need a touch of expat briliance here...

I'm trying to write a telegram for my cousins wedding, and Mrs Chopper had the idea of writing the whole thing using either song titles or lyrics that would be recongnisable at a broad age range of people.

I'm struggling...

can you help by throwing suitable lines or titles?

Ray..I already have "Oh Boy" but thanks anyway!

[artep]

Like the idea!!!! Here's some titles from the music i have on my pc


If you leave me now - chigago
How deep is your love - bee gees
any line from the 'shoop shoop' song by cher
A woman's worth - Alicia Keys
Maybe Tomorrow - sterophonics
Staying Alive - Bee Gees
Nobody does it Better - Carly Simon
cindy Lauper - Time after time
INXS - Never tear us apart
Another one bites the dust - Queen........ok maybe not..
Ronan Keating - Life is a rollercoaster
Sade - No ordinary love

There's a few to be going on with!!!! Hope they help!!

Petra

[Larissa]

"Nice day for a white wedding" Billy Idol
That awful meatloaf song... "I would do anything for love", would make them all cringe Actually, am off now to puke
ATB Choppy, make sure you tell us what you write!

[jammybrit]

Originally Posted by Chopper-Chris OK folks, I need a touch of expat briliance here... I'm trying to write a telegram for my cousins wedding, and Mrs Chopper had the idea of writing the whole thing using either song titles or lyrics that would be recongnisable at a broad age range of people. I'm struggling... can you help by throwing suitable lines or titles? Ray..I already have "Oh Boy" but thanks anyway!

How about the name and address of a good phsychiatrist or lawyer!
Sorry - bad joke!

Song- "From this moment on"
or "Until the end of never"
or "How deep is the ocean how high is the sky?"

Jamie

[Ray]

They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?
Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their fleece white coats
and they're coming to take me away ha ha

You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.

And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away ha ha...

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their fleece white coats
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock eels
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

[jammybrit]

Originally Posted by ray6 They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk? Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind. And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha They're coming to take me away Ha Ha

WHEN?!............?